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Liberal Parent Trying To Figure Out How To Cheer For His Son Brandon

November 1, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

Can this parent cheer for his son Brandon without saying the dreaded, “Let’s go, Brandon!“? Watch and find out. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

Paw Patrol To Face Their Greatest Foe Yet: Dr. Fauci

October 29, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

Dr. Anthony Fauci will guest star in an upcoming episode of Paw Patrol! Will the pups survive his sandfly torture? Chase is on the case! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

THE BEE WEEKLY: A G.K. Chesterton Special With Dale Ahlquist and Cheese

October 29, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

It’s Chestermania 2021 at The Babylon Bee and Kyle and Ethan are joined by the President of the Society of G.K. Chesterton, Dale Ahlquist. Dale has been called the greatest living authority on the life and work of G.K. Chesterton and has authored five books on Chesterton, including Common Sense 101: Lessons from Chesterton and […]

The Fictional Characters Forced To Change Their Identities Support Group

October 28, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

How would you feel if your sexuality and identities suddenly changed against your will? Well Bisexual Superman is having a rough time with that. This support group will help him. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

The Babylon Bee Guide To Wokeness Will Radicalize YOU!

October 27, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

The Babylon Bee Guide To Wokeness will turn you from a MAGA into an SJW! Be deplorable no more and order now: https://www.amazon.com/Babylon-Bee-Guide-Wokeness/dp/1684512719/ref=sr_1_1_sspa?dchild=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjw8eOLBhC1ARIsAOzx5cEMzKzsFgB3rN8Jtv1WYraB45bEo3TRda1jJtbJqrO-wArVQzq0M4MaAvkMEALw_wcB&hvadid=540126299025&hvdev=c&hvlocphy=9052218&hvnetw=g&hvqmt=e&hvrand=16776733561140656595&hvtargid=kwd-1409883395264&hydadcr=17811_10949264&keywords=babylon+bee+guide+to+wokeness&qid=1635365052&sr=8-1-spons&psc=1&spLa=ZW5jcnlwdGVkUXVhbGlmaWVyPUEzS1A3SUozR0FBSzFZJmVuY3J5cHRlZElkPUEwOTU3ODE1MThVS1IzRDg1MTRXSSZlbmNyeXB0ZWRBZElkPUEwODIwNzMzMkVDQllENVNJTEVBUyZ3aWRnZXROYW1lPXNwX2F0ZiZhY3Rpb249Y2xpY2tSZWRpcmVjdCZkb05vdExvZ0NsaWNrPXRydWU= Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

The Theology of the Simpsons

October 26, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

The Simpsons often gets theological and we quizzed a expert theologian and seminary president, Michael J. Kruger, on which Simpsons character said what. See the full episode here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6k1frYA6Yk SOURCE

The Simpsons and Progressive Christianity | A Bee Interview With Michael J. Kruger

October 26, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

On The Babylon Bee Interview Show, Kyle and Ethan talk to Michael J. Kruger about The Ten Commandments of Progressive Christianity, the theology of the Simpsons, and how Christians can survive college with Root Beer Pong. Michael J. Kruger is President and Professor of New Testament and Early Christianity at Reformed Theological Seminary. He has […]

The Babylon Bee Guide To Being Woke

October 25, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

Are you not woke enough? Don’t worry, we got you covered. Follow these easy steps to become more woke… or else. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

Months Worth of Hate Mail From One Rando We Didn't Notice

October 25, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

The Babylon Bee has been getting hate mail from some random person on social media for MONTHS before we even noticed. But at least they tried to pair their … SOURCE

THE BEE WEEKLY: Explain The Joke, Poor Wizards, And A Surprise For Dan

October 22, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

The Atlantic tries to make The Babylon Bee’s Kyle Mann explain why the joke is funny on this episode of The Bee Weekly. Kyle and Ethan are joined by Eli Chance and The Bee’s own Bettina to dramatically reenact an encounter in which a barely awake Kyle was put on the spot to explain the […]