Entries by The Babylon Bee

CIA Replaces Waterboarding With 12-Hour Lectures On Intersectional Feminism

A spy gives up all kinds of secrets to the CIA after receiving the worst torture known to man! No, not waterboarding… AN INTERSECTIONAL FEMINISM SEMINAR! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

Hate Mail: A Stephen Hawking Robot Thinks We Have No Empathy

On The Babylon Bee Podcast, a Stephen Hawking robot wants us to know exactly why our empathy-lacking satire isn’t funny. See the full show here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suPkid7HpvM Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee Hit the bell to get […]

Jeopardy Bans All Contestants From Having Hands

Jeopardy will now cut off the hands of contestants to avoid any racist hand signals. Social progress at work! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

Kids Pitch Babylon Bee Headlines

On The Babylon Bee Podcast, we read off headlines submitted to us- by our subscribers’ kids! See the full show here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suPkid7HpvM Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee Hit the bell to get your daily dose of […]

A Love Letter To Twitter From The Babylon Bee

We love Twitter! Have we mentioned that lately? It’s the best website of all time! So please DON’T subscribe to The Babylon Bee. Please!! Do not become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans​ The Official The Babylon Bee Store (do not buy things): https://shop.babylonbee.com/​ Do not follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/​ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee​ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee​ Instagram: […]

Defunded Police Are Given New Police Equipment – BETTER COPS #2 “Defunded”

In this second episode of Better Cops, they get defunded! Will their new, silly equipment make them “better cops”… or just clowns? #defundthepolice Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

The Babylon Bee Guide To Choosing Safer Activities

Kyle and Ethan speak with CDC health expert, Dr. Herb Flintstone, about the clear and not at all confusing “Choosing Safer Activities” guide. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

G.I. Joe To Be Replaced With Genderless G.I. Pat

Hey kids! Your favorite androgynous action person can now be yours! Tell your parents to buy you a G.I. Pat doll TODAY! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE