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Gina Carano has been fired from Lucasfilm for an incredibly justifiable and not at all ridiculous reason: MEMES WE DON’T LIKE! SOURCE
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Gina Carano has been fired from Lucasfilm for an incredibly justifiable and not at all ridiculous reason: MEMES WE DON’T LIKE! SOURCE
The Babylon Bee reports on the first female referee in the Super Bowl having an altercation with Tom Brady. We have obtained an exclusive hot mic recording of their intense exchange. SOURCE
In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk to Kerri Pomarolli, comedian, actress, author of 6 books, and “out-of-the-closet Christian in Hollywood.” Kerri has worked with Jay Leno on the Tonight Show, performing in numerous sketches. She has hosted the Gospel Music Awards and has a Dry Bar Comedy special coming […]
Kyle, Dan, and Jonathan Watson, of TheOneRing.Com, guide you to Crickhollow, where Samwise Gamgee’s conspiracy is unmasked, and then on to a spooky ancient forest that tries to kill the hobbits. Then, as Kyle puts it, a “cracked out hobo” comes to rescue them. It’s two chapters this week on The Babylon Bee Reads The […]
Any comedy writer has to be willing to admit when he took things too far, and we at The Babylon Bee are no exception. We are formally clarifying and apologizing for this offensive Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez article, which many people took the wrong way. We will do better. SOURCE
New York governor Andrew Cuomo investigates the sudden uptick in senior citizen deaths in the state of New York during 2020. Will he find the culprit? See more Babylon Bee animation at: https://bit.ly/BeeAnimation SOURCE
Kyle and Ethan from The Babylon Bee talk about bears crashing a techno jam, spinach is now sending e-mails, and how to generate a Christian movie using the internet. There’s weird news, stuff that’s good, and glorious hate mail. Watch The Babylon Bee animation on our animation playlist: https://bit.ly/BeeAnimation Subscribe on iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-babylon-bee/id1468715531 Submit Your […]
The Black Lives Matter organization is in the running for the new Nobel Mostly Peaceful Prize. SOURCE
In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk to Matthew Hongoltz-Hetling, author of A Libertarian Walks Into A Bear, a book about what happened when libertarians took over a small town in New Hampshire with the one goal of dismantling its government and then the bears arrived. Matthew is an award-winning […]
🎙 Tomorrow on The Babylon Bee podcast, Kyle and Ethan are joined by Matthew Hongoltz-Hetling, author of “A Libertarian Walks Into a Bear: The Utopian Plot to Liberate an American Town.” SOURCE