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CDC Says You No Longer Have To Wear A Life Jacket Outside In Case Of Rain

May 24, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

Kyle Mann is on the scene with an exclusive interview with a pro-life vester. Will he listen to the new CDC guidelines or will he be incredibly dumb? Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

THE BEE WEEKLY: Dinosaur Bones and Fighting Grizzly Bears

May 21, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

In this Bee Weekly, Kyle and Ethan talk to Mark Armitage of the Dinosaur Soft Tissue Research Institute about non-fossilized tissue being found in dinosaur bones and what that might mean for the war between science and religion. They also bring on Senior Writer Frank J. Fleming, our resident expert on animals and women, to […]

White Liberal Shocked As Black Man Gets ID

May 20, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

Are voter ID laws racist? Of course. But, wait, how did this African American obtain one? Weird! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee Hit the bell to get your daily dose of fake news that you can […]

Cringe-Inducing Sermons

May 19, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

On The Bee Weekly, Kyle and Ethan talk about different heroes of the faith, ranging from a pastor who put himself in a coffin to one who punched a kid for Jesus. See the full show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4acYZv-Re-U Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ […]

Journalist Wondering If Officemate With AK-47 Might Be A Terrorist

May 18, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

Why did Israel attack the office building of The Associated Press? This AP journalist and his Hamas officemate can’t figure it out. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee Hit the bell to get your daily dose of […]

The Most Unconservative Right-Wing Comedian: The Brent Pella Interview

May 18, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

On The Babylon Bee Interview Show, Ethan and Trevor talk to comedian Brent Pella. They talk about comedy without an agenda, cancel culture, and his hatred for Gavin Newsom. Brent Pella has performed stand-up comedy around the country and gained fame on YouTube doing sketch comedy. Some of his most popular impressions have been Eminem, […]

Partying With Linkin Park

May 14, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

On The Babylon Bee Podcast, Thaddeus talks Linkin Park, cowboys, and paintball fights all while at a bachelor party. See the full show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XCoFUqg1P8 Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee Hit the bell to get your daily […]

THE BEE WEEKLY: Heroes of the Faith and Defending the Family

May 14, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

On The Babylon Bee Weekly, Kyle and Ethan talk about heroes of the faith like the kid-punching pastor and the man who showed worship teams everywhere how to play the drums. They talk about G.K. Chesterton’s argument in defense of the family. Kyle is also subjected to the next ten questions in our exclusive subscriber […]

Joe Biden: Catholic Icon

May 12, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

On the Babylon Bee Podcast, Ethan and guest hosts Trevor and Thaddeus try to make sense of the Washington Post tweet that called Joe Biden “very catholic.” See the full show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XCoFUqg1P8 Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: […]

Disney To Remove Problematic Kiss From Classic Movie, Snow White Will Now Remain Dead

May 12, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

The non-consensual kiss in Snow White and The Seven Dwarves is obviously problematic so The Walt Disney Company did the only sensible thing… remove the kiss leaving Snow White dead. Social progress victory! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee […]