Entries by The Babylon Bee

BLM Founder Reminds Everyone Justice Won’t Fully Be Served Until She Can Buy A 5th House

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What’s next for racial justice? One Black Lives Matter leader thinks there is a long, lucrative future ahead. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

✨ 3 HOURS OF MOSTLY PEACEFUL PROTESTS SOUNDS 🔥 🧱

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Relax and enjoy three soothing hours of mostly peaceful protest sounds. #ASMR Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

Are You A Secret Racist?

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On The Babylon Bee podcast, Kyle and Ethan list all the ways you’ve been racist without even knowing it in hopes you will educate yourself and do better. Read the article here: https://babylonbee.com/news/10-subtle-signs-you-might-be-a-racist See the full show here: https://youtu.be/ramzs5msCmA Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: […]

Most Bizarre Companies That Have Gone Woke

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On The Babylon Bee podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk about some of the most outlandish displays of companies trying to fit in with the “woke” crowd. See the full show here: https://youtu.be/ramzs5msCmA Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: […]

Lego Introduces New Sharper Bricks That Instantly Kill You When You Step On Them

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Coming soon from Lego! Instant Death Legos! Avoid the pain normally caused by stepping on Lego bricks with this new, advanced Lego brick that kills you instantly! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

‘It Is Still Not Safe To Go Outside,’ Says Fauci’s Head In A Jar In Year 2739

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Speaking to us from the future, Dr. Anthony Fauci gives his expert opinion on when life should go back to normal… NEVER! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

Woke Ice Cream and Secret Racism

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Kyle and Ethan talk about the weirdest of news like the Pentagon developing a microchip to detect Covid-19 symptoms before they arise and all the ways you could be a racist and not even know it. After that, they examine how ice cream is trying to dismantle the police and how video games are putting […]

Trans Activist Lovingly Forces Everyone To Agree… Or Else

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Imagine, if you will, a world in which you must agree with a trans activist or he’ll use his powers to… cancel you! This is The Woke Zone. Watch The Babylon Bee animation on our animation playlist: https://bit.ly/BeeAnimation Subscribe on iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast… Submit Your Own Headlines: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com​ Follow […]

Paw Patrol Replaces Chase The Cop With Karl The Antifa Rioter

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In an attempt to appease an angry mob, hit Nickelodeon series Paw Patrol has introduced the newest member… Karl The Antifa Rioter! If you need a window smashed, just yelp for help! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com​ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com​ Twitter: http://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: http://facebook.com/thebabylonbee Instagram: […]