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Jeopardy A Disaster As Host Joe Biden Flees At Answers In Form Of A Question

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The guest hosts continue as Joe Biden takes the Jeopardy stage! Will he speak coherently? Tune in to find out. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

THE BEE WEEKLY: Free Will and the Problem of Drunk Driving Elephants

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Kyle and Ethan are joined by our friendly neighborhood professor of theology, Dr. Thaddeus Williams. He is the author of Confronting Injustice Without Compromising Truth (https://www.amazon.com/Confronting-Injustice-without-Compromising-Truth/dp/0310119480) and God Reforms Hearts: Rethinking Free Will and the Problem of Evil (https://www.amazon.com/God-Reforms-Hearts-Rethinking-Problem/dp/1683594975/ref=sr_1_4?crid=ETLXLM9GB31M&dchild=1&keywords=thaddeus+williams&qid=1629828040&sprefix=micro+h%2Caps%2C220&sr=8-4). As usual, they dig into the weird news of the week, but they also get an […]

Gavin Newsom Tells Californians To Stay Home Stay Safe On Recall Election Day

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Covid is bad! We gotta do something about it. Well, Governor Newsom has a plan. All Californians lockdown on September 14th! Easy! Don’t do anything on September 14th. For Covid. No other reason. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee […]

Tesla Bot Just Wants To Be Loved By Elon Musk

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Why won’t Elon Musk spend more time with his new invention? He just wants to play catch. He just wants to be… loved. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

Trying To Sing A Made-Up Song After Eating Carolina Reaper Chip

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On The Bee Weekly, watch Kyle and Ethan suffer as they attempt the one-chip challenge while trying to sing an auto-generated worship song in Spanish. Watch the full show here: https://youtu.be/WftoQjj-IVI Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee […]

Watch This Video Before It Gets Demonetized

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CRTina Doll Will Happily Turn Your Family Against You

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Picture this. A toy that will explain racism to your child. And that you are part of the problem. That’s CRTina. And this… is The Woke Zone. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

Hate Mail: The Babylon Bee Is Anti-Modesty

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On The Bee Weekly, Kyle, Ethan, and guest host Frank read hate mail from Shelley who is very upset The Babylon Bee decided to poke fun at Christian attire. Watch the full show: https://babylonbee.com/podcast/basic/227 Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: […]