Entries by The Babylon Bee

Teacher’s Union Negotiates a Few Simple Demands Before Going Back to Class

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With restrictions lifting, this teacher’s union makes a few simple demands before going back to the classroom. Submit Your Own Headlines: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com​ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com​ Twitter: http://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: http://facebook.com/thebabylonbee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

Tweeting Elon and Pouring One Out For Cancelled Homies

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Kyle and Ethan are joined by The Babylon Bee CEO Seth Dillon and Managing Editor Joel Berry. They discuss the eccentric Elon Musk tweeting at The Bee while roasting The Onion, all those who have been recently canceled in the culture wars, and Alabama kangaroos. There’s also plenty of weird news and glorious hate mail. […]

Creating The Christian Metal Genre: Michael Sweet Interview

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In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk to Christian heavy metal legend, Michael Sweet. Michael Sweet is the lead singer/guitar player for the band Stryper. Stryper has produced a new album titled Even The Devil Believes available wherever you get music. Kyle and Ethan find out about Stryper’s origins, throwing […]

Middle Easterners Begin Painting Transgender Flag Colors On Doorposts To Avoid Biden Drone Strikes

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Facing the coming wrath of President Biden, Middle Easterners turned to the only possible means of escape: painting their doorposts with the colors of the transgender flag. Submit Your Own Headlines: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com​ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com​ Twitter: http://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: http://facebook.com/thebabylonbee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

Death by Rooster and Observing Lent While Hating Everybody

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Ethan is joined by Doug TenNapel in Exile and Wes Halula on this Bee Weekly to talk about Texas ditching mask mandates and what it’s like to celebrate Lent while hating everybody. Ethan and Wes discuss totally substantiated Lucasfilm and Star Wars rumors involving Gina Carano, Kathleen Kennedy, and Bill Burr. Also, irony strikes at […]

The Babylon Bee Apologizes For Not Being Liberal Enough

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Babylon Bee Superfan Kristin joins Kyle and Ethan on the weekly podcast to read their most popular segment: Hate mail. According to one fan, The Babylon Bee has gone too far right. See the full show here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzqaV-uw6tQ Subscribe to The Babylon Bee to help in our quest to apologize to everyone that sends in […]