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Lego Introduces New Sharper Bricks That Instantly Kill You When You Step On Them

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Coming soon from Lego! Instant Death Legos! Avoid the pain normally caused by stepping on Lego bricks with this new, advanced Lego brick that kills you instantly! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

‘It Is Still Not Safe To Go Outside,’ Says Fauci’s Head In A Jar In Year 2739

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Speaking to us from the future, Dr. Anthony Fauci gives his expert opinion on when life should go back to normal… NEVER! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

Woke Ice Cream and Secret Racism

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Kyle and Ethan talk about the weirdest of news like the Pentagon developing a microchip to detect Covid-19 symptoms before they arise and all the ways you could be a racist and not even know it. After that, they examine how ice cream is trying to dismantle the police and how video games are putting […]

Trans Activist Lovingly Forces Everyone To Agree… Or Else

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Imagine, if you will, a world in which you must agree with a trans activist or he’ll use his powers to… cancel you! This is The Woke Zone. Watch The Babylon Bee animation on our animation playlist: https://bit.ly/BeeAnimation Subscribe on iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast… Submit Your Own Headlines: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com​ Follow […]

Paw Patrol Replaces Chase The Cop With Karl The Antifa Rioter

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In an attempt to appease an angry mob, hit Nickelodeon series Paw Patrol has introduced the newest member… Karl The Antifa Rioter! If you need a window smashed, just yelp for help! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com​ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com​ Twitter: http://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: http://facebook.com/thebabylonbee Instagram: […]

Can Catholics Be Pro-Choice?

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On The Babylon Bee Interview Show, Bishop Barron, Kyle, and Ethan talk about how believers of Christ shouldn’t accept the “modern peace treaty” of keeping their faith private and detached from any public spaces, while also avoiding imposing religious authoritarianism. See the full show here: https://youtu.be/xCv3kquDCL4 Hit the bell to get your daily dose of […]

Project Veritas Goes Undercover To Expose The Babylon Bee

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James O’Keefe of Project Veritas exposes The Babylon Bee by hacking into the site’s conference call, revealing the site is actually dangerous misinformation and not satire at all. Not good! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com​ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com​ Twitter: http://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: http://facebook.com/thebabylonbee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE