Entries by The Babylon Bee

Woke Jesus

Want proof that Jesus was a woke socialist? Look no further than these classic quotes straight from the Bible. Get your copy of ‘Woke Jesus’ today and defend your faith against progressive ideology: https://lucasmiles.org/bee #comedy #bible #woke #jesus #christian #methodist #unitedmethodist

HGTV Presents: House Squatters

Will squatters Kayla and Crackhead Steve find their dream home? Find out on this episode of House Squatters! Cigar Page guarantees the lowest cigar prices and the best service in the nation. Visit https://www.cigarpage.com/squat for your special offer #hgtv #house #comedy #babylonbee #satire

Introducing The Donald Trump Bible Translation

YUGE NEWS! There’s a new Donald Trump Version of the Bible, and we’ve got the exclusive clip of Trump reciting his favorite verses. Imagine watching the Bible with colorful animations, dramatic audio, and an authentic Bible script. Now you can with the new iBIBLE App! A perfect tool for families and the next generation to […]