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Sometimes people get angry at The Babylon Bee, but maybe we’re simply misunderstood. Editor-in-chief Kyle Mann is here to explain the joke.
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The Babylon Bee watched Trump’s NOT The State Of The Union speech/thing and brings you all their headlines reporting on the event.
To make purchasing congresspeople easier and faster for lobbyists, congresspeople will now have barcodes printed on their foreheads to be conveniently scanned at newly installed self-checkout machines. Full video: https://youtu.be/PokG301G02c #shorts #comedy
An elite force from the Department of Government Efficiency wades into swampy government agencies to uncover the most absurd waste of taxpayer dollars. Bureaucratic incompetence knows no bounds. Can they tame the beast of our national debt, or will they be wasted like our tax dollars? DOGE can slash the waste, but Washington will slash […]
As a cost-saving measure, all 3,000,000 federal employees have been laid off. In their place, the government has hired one 16-year-old Chick-fil-A employee named Devyn. Today’s Babylon Bee News report has the story. Full video: https://youtu.be/KC9xgOjWR4w #shorts #comedy #doge #food
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