Entries by The Babylon Bee

Sesame Street Introduces ‘Todd’, A White Male Muppet Who Is Blamed For Everything

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Grover, Elmo, and Oscar the Grouch teach children about hate crimes and homelessness… and that it’s all Todd’s fault! Stupid Todd. Read the article here: https://babylonbee.com/news/sesame-street-introduces-todd-a-white-male-muppet-that-is-blamed-for-everything Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com​ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com​ Twitter: http://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: http://facebook.com/thebabylonbee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

Space Jam 2 Removes Pepe Le Pew To Make Room For More Family Friendly Characters

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The Space Jam: A New Legacy trailer has arrived! Did you spot all the easter egg characters in the background? Scooby-Doo and the gang! Pennywise the Clown! Cardi B! Leatherface! All your kid’s favorites! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com​ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com​ Twitter: http://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: […]

The Catholic Rock Star: Bishop Barron Interview

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On The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan welcome Bishop Robert Barron. They talk about wokism, Catholic politicians, and why he loves the Coen Brothers. Bishop Barron with his media company, Word On Fire, engages the culture with videos on movies, music, and evangelization. Bishop Barron’s YouTube channel has been growing since starting in 2007 […]

‘Biden Is Doing 100% Fine,’ Claims Journalist After President Trips Into Alligator Pit

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President Joe Biden is doing fine! He’s in tip-top shape! Don’t pay attention to him falling out that window, getting bit by alligators or falling off that cliff. He’s doing great! Watch The Babylon Bee animation on our animation playlist: https://bit.ly/BeeAnimation Subscribe on iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast… Submit Your Own Headlines: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee […]

Man Who Agrees With Every Single Corporation Thinks He’s Part Of The Resistance

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Join the Resistance! Fight the power! Be the change! Eat the rich! Eat Oreo! Drink Coke! Watch Disney+! #unboxing! Join us! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com​ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com​ Twitter: http://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: http://facebook.com/thebabylonbee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

The Most Hilarious One-Line Summaries Of Classic Novels

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On The Babylon Bee Interview Show, Kyle and Ethan talk to Erica Rhodes about the amazing legacy her father left behind with the best one-line summaries of classic novels. You can read Erica’s blog with her father’s one-liners here: https://ericalynnrhodes.medium.com/deans-list-5a336b5fff38 See the full show here: https://youtu.be/VtEGHNbd3Oc Subscribe to The Babylon Bee for more dry reading […]

Wife Screams As Car 5 Miles In Front Of Her Slows Down Slightly

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Kyle’s wife gives a special traffic report after witnessing another car slowing down slightly. Will she survive?! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com​ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com​ Twitter: http://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: http://facebook.com/thebabylonbee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

Hate Mail: Babylon Bee Promotes Animal Cruelty

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This week’s hate mail comes from Canadian mother Janice. She felt disappointed in Kyle and Ethan’s response to the other hate mail about the Satanic Cat article. Read that article here: https://babylonbee.com/news/is-your-cat-worshiping-satan-what-to-look-for See the full show here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzLGCIQKAGQ Subscribe to find out about more delicious hate mail that we read on our podcast every week. […]

Elmo Teaches Some New X Words On Today’s Sesame Street!

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On today’s episode of Sesame Street, the Letter of the Day is… X! What words will Elmo teach the kids at home? Watch and find out! Watch The Babylon Bee animation on our animation playlist: https://bit.ly/BeeAnimation Subscribe on iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast… Submit Your Own Headlines: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com​ Follow The Babylon […]