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The Babylon Bee Goes Atheist, Owns Self

August 16, 2020/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

Kyle and Ethan transform into Atheists and absolutely destroy Christianity with 10 of the most brain-melting, and faith-shattering arguments ever. Full ▶️ https://youtu.be/vahDLVR9jmo SOURCE

In Memory Of Kamala

August 15, 2020/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

Kyle and Ethan discuss the recent death of wrestler Kamala Harris and speculate his death may have been an accidental homicide. They then take a quick crash course on the VP Nominee because you can’t make jokes about someone if you know nothing about them. Full ▶️ https://youtu.be/vahDLVR9jmo SOURCE

Chicago Weatherman Predicts Another Huge Murder Front This Weekend

August 14, 2020/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

Chicago Weatherman Predicts Another Huge Murder Front This Weekend Animation by Ethan Nicolle Narrated by Babylon Bee fan, Austin Robertson SOURCE

VP Kamala/Atheist Arguments/Bats And Boars News Show 8.14.2020

August 14, 2020/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

In this episode of The Babylon Bee podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk about the week’s biggest stories like Biden picking Kamala Harris as his running mate, irrefutable atheist arguments that will have you running out to buy a sophisticated trilby hat, and how bored boars and bats are attacking naked Germans and libertarians. Subscribe on […]

Founding Fathers Strapped Down In Graves To Prevent Further Spinning

August 13, 2020/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

“We noticed George Washington’s corpse had done a full 360. It was a bit odd but nothing unlike what we’d seen a few times back in the sixties.” SOURCE

Cigar Smoking to the Glory of God

August 13, 2020/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

Guest Steve Reiter of Holy Smokes talks about the rise of Christian cigar smoking groups and how good stogies among brothers bring about deep, smoky fellowship. FULL ▶️ https://youtu.be/yOKdgA_-e2Y SOURCE

They Wouldn’t Let Me Visit My Sick Wife, Yet They Weren’t Wearing Masks The Day She Died

August 12, 2020/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

Steve and his sons were kept apart from his sick wife for several weeks due to the inhumane policy of no visitors whatsoever for hospitalized patients during the pandemic. Steve’s wife ended up dying alone. Since then, Steve has founded the Never Alone Project to pass legislation to make sure this doesn’t happen to anyone […]

Steve Reiter Talks Loved Ones Dying Alone/Arbitrary Lockdown Rules/Reclaiming Our Human Dignity

August 11, 2020/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

In this episode of The Babylon Bee Interview Show, Kyle and Ethan talk to good friend of The Babylon Bee: Steve Reiter. Steve is the host of the Holy Smokes Podcast, which is about a friendship movement of cigar smoking Christians. Steve and his sons were kept apart from his sick wife for several weeks […]