Entire Federal Workforce Replaced By One 16-Year-Old Chick-fil-A Worker

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As a cost-saving measure, all 3,000,000 federal employees have been laid off. In their place, the government has hired one 16-year-old Chick-fil-A employee named Devyn. Today’s Babylon Bee News report has the story.

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