Soldiers Issued Crocs So Trump Can Say He Didn’t Put Boots On The Ground In Iran

March 28, 2026/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

The ongoing Iran war might be heating up, with the Pentagon issuing Crocs to the U.S. Army’s 82nd Airborne to avoid putting “boots on the ground”. Is President Trump a genius for this move in the Middle-East?