Entries by The Babylon Bee

Easter Sketches That Are Absolutely Insane From The Babylon Bee

From Roman guards at the tomb, to the disciples spiraling after Jesus’ death, to Satan celebrating way too early—this Easter compilation imagines the chaos surrounding the greatest comeback in history. Become a premium subscriber to the Bee: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_sour… Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: / thebabylonbee Facebook: / thebabylonbee Instagram: / thebabylonbee

Real Man Therapy: The Alternative That’s Working #MensMentalHealth

Real Man Therapy offers therapeutic solutions for men dealing with depression, moving beyond traditional talk therapy. Our approach focuses on fostering emotional health and overall wellbeing through alternative therapies like wood chopping and meaningful group relationships. Prioritizing self care, we aim to provide effective ways for men to address their mental health. ‪@CigarPage‬ guarantees the […]

Chicago Bulls Offer To Reinstate Jaden Ivey If He Will Do Some Cocaine And Beat A Few Women

The Chicago Bulls are making headlines in the world of basketball with recent news regarding Jaden Ivey. Reports indicate a controversial offer to the player, stirring significant discussion among sports news outlets and fans alike. This situation highlights the ongoing conversation around players’ personal statements and their impact on team culture, especially concerning topics like […]

Trump Presidential Library To Feature Solemn ‘Reflecting Pool’ Of Liberal Tears

Computer renderings offer a first look at the proposed Donald J. Trump Presidential Library, which promises to be the most beautiful thing you’ll ever see. This digital art presentation showcases a stunning architectural design, complete with a reflecting pool filled with ‘liberal tears.’ The rendering provides a detailed glimpse into the iconic vision for this […]

Theologians Confirm Heaven’s Streets Of Gold Will Have No Cyclists

Leading theologians have determined that Heaven’s streets of gold will not permit cyclists, a belief stretching back to the first century. While many in christianity agree with this interpretation, the episcopal church has dissented, questioning the fairness of this heavenly policy. This interpretation of the bible, concerning cycling in heaven, has sparked a debate among […]