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How To Defend Yourself Against The Explosive Diarrhea Parasite
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeA friendly PSA on how to defend yourself from the explosive diarrhea parasite experts say may be found in fresh produce. This PSA is brought to you by our friends at Happy Toilet! Automatically Clean Your Toilet With Every Flush!: https://gethappytoiletcleaner.com/offer-01/?lpid=1087&source_id=DL&utm_source=%7Baffiliate_id%7D&utm_medium=%7Bsub1%7D&utm_term=%7Boffer_id%7D&aff_id=%7Baffiliate_id%7D&sub_id=%7Bsub1%7D&req_id=%7Btransaction_id%7D&oid=%7Boffer_id%7D&device_type=%7Bdevice_type%7D&country_name=%7Bgeo_country_name%7D&gu_id=fd2d3073-5c47-47b9-b842-2f0f95817f69
Mad Marx: A Terrifying Glimpse Into Our Future Under Socialism
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeIn a nightmarish future where gasoline is strictly rationed by the government and “equality” means everyone starves together, one road warrior refuses to comply. When the socialist overlords led by Toe Cutter seize control of the last remaining fuel, the road warrior goes full throttle to deliver precious gasoline for the struggling people of Scrap […]
Woke Jesus Faces Temptations From Satan
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeWoke Jesus faces his most difficult trial yet as he faces temptation in the wilderness from Satan himself! Catch the rest of the adventures of Woke Jesus! First episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyXLLF-L8_0 Woke Jesus Returns: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLp1-93ctB0 Woke Jesus And The Woman Caught In Adultery: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk-TSUdOt8k Woke Jesus Cleanses The Temple: https://youtu.be/9wFlnTLLLFE Woke Jesus Calms Climate Change: https://youtu.be/3Ns8fd3Qffc?si=0T667TPnq_MTD6kb […]
Candace Owens Confirmed To Be A Jewish Plot To Make Antisemites Look Retarded
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeCandace Owens is part of an elaborate Jewish plot to make antisemites look retarded!
Senator Mitch McConnell’s Staff Say His Death Will Not Prevent Him From Finishing His Term
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeRumors swirl about the current condition of Senator Mitch McConnell, but his staff have come out to say that even if he were dead he will still be able to finish his term.
We Asked AI To Simulate If Women Were Logical
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeWomen being logical? We asked AI to run a simulation to see what that might look like. Our sponsor is Bikini Zone ( promocode: BEEKINIZONE ): https://www.amazon.com/Bikini-Zone-Medicated-Gel-Oz/dp/B01MSHGPJI Just head over to Amazon and use code BEEKINIZONE at checkout to grab your discount.
What if the Entire Supreme Court Was Clarence Thomas #politics #ai #shorts
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeWe asked AI to simulate what the Supreme Court would be like if all the justices were Clarence Thomas.
Meet 7 Brave Trans Athletes Whose Dreams Were Crushed By The Supreme Court
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeThese 7 brave trans athletes just had their dreams crushed by the Supreme Court’s ruling on transgender athletes.
