Entries by The Babylon Bee

Liberal Goes Back In Time To Kill Hitler

Brynnleigh’s latest mission, should she choose to accept it, is to travel back to 1933 in Germany to erase a certain stain on humanity. Will she succeed in her mission, or will she discover unexpected alliances? Become a premium subscriber: https://buff.ly/3mxrUba The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ X: […]

FBI Closes Several High-Profile Cases Including Epstein

The Federal Bureau of Investigation has finalized its investigations into several high-profile cases, including the case concerning Jeffrey Epstein. The official findings and conclusions of these cases are presented in the following press briefing, available for public record. Become a premium subscriber: https://buff.ly/3mxrUba The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: […]

Democrats Brainstorm Genius Ways To Appeal To Men

Desperate to win back male voters, Democrat strategists propose bold new ideas. Will they work, or backfire spectacularly? From herbal aphrodisiacs to detox to gut health to whole food vitamins — real results, pure ingredients. Because your body deserves the best from @LiberalRepellent. Done right. Never left: https://liberal-repellent.net/pages/babylon-bee #comedy #politics #democracy #woke

LA Dodgers Announce MS-13 Bobblehead Night

Dodgers Baseball is proud to announce a unique limited edition bobblehead that commemorates the true fans of Dodgers Baseball: MS-13 gang members. Don’t miss this fantastic giveaway of a beautiful bobblehead modeled on an authentic MS-13 gang member on Friday July 18 as the Dodgers host the Milwaukee Brewers! It’s MS-13 Bobblehead Night! Presented by […]

In Powerful Dissent, Ketanji Brown Jackson Writes ‘Wakanda Forever’

Following the U.S. Supreme Court’s ruling in favor of President Trump, Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson penned a scathing rebuke in a dissenting opinion where she bravely wrote the catchphrase from the 2018 major motion picture Black Panther. Become a premium subscriber: https://buff.ly/3mxrUba The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ […]

The Most INSANE Escape Room Ever?

In a move to fix their faltering economy, the State of California is opening a new escape room aptly called “California.” The new escape room will encompass the entirety of the state, and anyone living inside of the escape room’s borders will have to pay crippling taxes and remain subject to wild regulations and public […]

Check Out These Exciting New Nuclear Engineering Jobs In Iran!

Do you have experience in nuclear engineering? Iran has a bunch of new openings, for some reason! Apply today! Become a premium subscriber: https://buff.ly/3mxrUba The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ X: https://X.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee