Entries by The Babylon Bee

Navy Airdrops Public Defender Onto Drug Boat To Give Cartel Members Due Process

/in , /by

After public outcry over the Navy’s assassination of cartel members without due process, a public defender is dropped onto a drug boat to make sure the proper process is followed. Ay, caramba! Become a premium subscriber: https://buff.ly/3mxrUba The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ X: https://X.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: […]

‘Clue’ Board Game For Liberals Just Has You Blame The Murder Weapon

/in , /by

Hasbro has released a new version of Clue just for liberals where you blame the murder weapon instead of the murderer. Great for the lib in your life! Become a premium subscriber: https://buff.ly/3mxrUba The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ X: https://X.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee #babylonbee #comedy #clue

Crazy Conspiracy Theorist Asks Questions About Vaccines

/in , /by

Tony asks questions about everything in his life. Is he a crazy conspiracy theorist? You be the judge. Check out the 2025 Vaccine Safety Awareness Marathon. Join them for a 24-hour event featuring live interviews with the world’s leading doctors, scientists, attorneys, authors, and activists: https://wethepatriotsusa.org/marathon25/ #babylonbee #comedy #vaccine

Canceled Mascots Support Group

/in , /by

The Cracker Barrel guy attends his first canceled mascots support group meeting, but he finds something he didn’t even know he was missing: friendship. Become a premium subscriber: https://buff.ly/3mxrUba The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ X: https://X.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Woke Jesus Returns

/in , /by

Woke Jesus is back with a new collection of socialist teachings for your edification. Listen and be inspired. See the rest of the season of Woke Jesus exclusively on Bee Minus when you support The Babylon Bee: https://minus.babylonbee.com Check out @ground_news to stay informed on breaking news and compare coverage! Sign up through our link […]

EXCLUSIVE: Authentic Hitler Jeans Ad From 1942

/in , /by

Sydney Sweeney is in hot water for her recent jeans ad, with many calling her a Nazi. And this video proves it – an exclusive authentic Hitler jeans ad from 1942. Hitler has great jeans. Become a premium subscriber: https://buff.ly/3mxrUba The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ X: https://X.com/thebabylonbee […]