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Congress Prepares To Continue Doing Nothing After Shutdown Ends

After a record-breaking 41-day stalemate in the U.S. Senate, lawmakers have finally gathered the votes to move forward with a continuing resolution. Congress is now making preparations to switch over from doing nothing because of the shutdown to their usual job of doing nothing simply because they’re Congress. Become a premium subscriber: https://buff.ly/3mxrUba The Official […]

Liberals vs. Conservatives Family Dinner Battle

What happens when a liberal wine aunt, a MAGA uncle, and the whole politically divided family sit down for a “peaceful” dinner? Spoiler: Chaos. Head to https://freespoke.app.link/BabylonBee to download the free app and use promo code bee35 for 35% off @freespoke Premium when you sign up. #babylonbee #comedy #politics

Man Disguises Self As Illegal To Get Free Healthcare

This man had a genius idea: slap on a mustache and sombrero to get free healthcare- and maybe more! PROUDLY made in our country. Constructed from 100% heavy gauge stainless steel. Built to last not built to breakdown and buy again. Check out @myfireside9896 and visit https://myfireside.com/products/bee #comedy #babylonbee

Satan Teaches Everything On Masterclass

Learn to love yourself, live your truth, and follow your heart. It’s all here in this Masterclass: politics, religion, parenting, and more, from the Master: Satan. Watch more episodes of Satan’s Masterclass, exclusively on Bee Minus: https://minus.babylonbee.com/series/satan-speaks #masterclass #christian #babylonbee

Introducing Tylenol: Autism Strength

This commercial from The Tylenol Company, founded by Bob Tylenol in 1798, unveils the exciting new Tylenol: Autism Strength. Now with more autism! Become a premium subscriber: https://buff.ly/3mxrUba The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ X: https://X.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee