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Top Jobs Safe From Artificial Intelligence

Wondering about the future of AI and its impact on your career? The Babylon Bee is here to help with this list of jobs safe from artificial intelligence automation. Become a premium subscriber: https://buff.ly/3mxrUba The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ X: https://X.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee #AI #artificialintelligence […]

The Babylon Bee Presents: Our 100% Accurate Predictions For 2026

It’s that time of year again! We’re back with our 100% accurate predictions of events that will inevitably transpire in the new year. Please do not use these prophetic utterances as a way to cheat Polymarket. Become a premium subscriber: https://buff.ly/3mxrUba The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ X: […]

FBI Infiltrates Extremist Christian Group

FBI Agent Jim Johnson has seen many horrors in his time but few compare to the repulsive work of friendly Christian extremists who love their enemies and want them to go to Heaven. Ready for a checking account that actually rewards you? Upgrade to Elite Checking from America’s Christian Credit Union and earn up to […]

Trump’s Christmas Carol Collection Is Here

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Best Times To Bother Your Husband

Ladies, sometimes you just have to tell your husband something completely irrelevant involving people he doesn’t really know, or things that don’t pertain to him. The important thing is knowing when is the right time to do it. URGENT CHRISTMAS NEED: @ConvoyofHope needs 12 more people right now to sponsor chickens for poor families around […]