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Which One Is The Terrorist? | Unconscious Bias Test

Do you think you can guess the terrorist in this thumbnail? If so, you are a racist. Unconscious bias is a type of systematically deeply integrated societal prejudice, stereotype or preliminarily unverified incorrect assumption unconsciously shaped by our personal behavior in regards to our perception of others. Become a premium subscriber: https://buff.ly/3mxrUba The Official The […]

Gavin Newsom Relates To Minority Voters

California Governor Gavin Newsom is just like you. He’s a 960 SAT guy, and he can’t read. Just like your mom. In his latest speech, he outlines several of the ways he truly understands the plight of the average American voter. #shorts #california #comedy #babylonbee

News Media Successfully Avoids Reporting News

The Secret Service interrupts the President of the United States of America to share some explosive news — unfortunately, it’s from mainstream media sources and the true story is obfuscated by liberal reporters afraid to identify the Islamic assailants. Become a premium subscriber: https://buff.ly/3mxrUba The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: […]

BREAKING: Iran Announces Their New Supreme Leader

The Iranian government has officially announced a successor to Ayatollah Khamenei, introducing today the new Supreme Leader— wait, they have now announced a successor to the successor to Ayatollah Khamenei, the new new Supreme Leader. Become a premium subscriber: https://buff.ly/3mxrUba The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ X: https://X.com/thebabylonbee […]

Gavin Newsom Relates To Minority Voters

California Governor Gavin Newsom is just like you. He’s a 960 SAT guy, and he can’t read. Just like your mom. In his latest speech, he outlines several of the ways he truly understands the plight of the average American voter. Now, you can get your own, real, White Privilege Card from @joelpatrck. Elicit a […]

How To Avoid Getting Shot By ICE

ICE is out of control. They are the thuggish enforcing arm of a fascist regime, indiscriminately shooting people in the streets for literally no reason. In such trying times, it’s important to heed these tips to minimize your chances of being shot by this modern day gestapo. #shorts #ICE #immigration #usa #babylonbee

How To Avoid Getting Shot By ICE

ICE is out of control. They are the thuggish enforcing arm of a fascist regime, indiscriminately shooting people in the streets for literally no reason. In such trying times, it’s important to heed these tips to minimize your chances of being shot by this modern day gestapo. Become a premium subscriber: https://buff.ly/3mxrUba The Official The […]