Entries by The Babylon Bee

Blind Umpire Has Vision Restored In Life-Changing Procedure

Meet Andy, a completely blind umpire. Literally calling balls and strikes has been a challenging career for Andy, but his life is about to radically change. It’s a beer mug made from a real baseball bat. Built for men. Way better than socks. Swig for the fences with @DugoutMugsOfficial: https://buff.ly/PBDYvYN #sports #baseball #comedy #babylonbee

10 Signs Of Biden’s Decline We All Missed

Reports are just coming out now that Biden was old, sick, and demented. But there were warning signs. How did we all miss them? Become a premium subscriber: https://buff.ly/3mxrUba The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ X: https://X.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee #usa #comedy #babylonbee #news

Liberal Goes Back In Time To Fix The 2nd Amendment

Brynnleigh is on a mission to stop America from becoming… well, America. Somehow, Brynnleigh returns to the past to—well, you’ve read the title. It’s pretty self-explanatory. Just watch it. @tacpackmonthly is a subscription box designed for the 2A enthusiast. Get $240-300 worth of gear for only $139.95 with a TacPack Plus subscription! New subscribers can […]

Actual Nazi Struggling To Stand Out Now That Everyone’s A Nazi

Meet Chuck. Chuck is an actual, card-carrying Nazi. But now that everyone is a Nazi, he struggles to stand out in the world. Sad! Become a premium subscriber: https://buff.ly/3mxrUba The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ X: https://X.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee #history #ww2 #babylonbee #satire

Why The USA Is WAY Better Than Canada

Is the U.S. actually better than Canada? Whether you’re team moose or team bald eagle, this video will prove to you once and for all that the USA undeniably trumps our neighbors to the north. Sorry, Canadians. Become a premium subscriber: https://buff.ly/3mxrUba The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ […]

Freshman Brainwashed After Just 2 Weeks Of College

This freshman had a bright future ahead of her, but then her parents spent $250,000 to send her to a public university. Will she survive? Watch the sketch to find out. @TheMastersUniversity is named for Jesus, our Master. TMU equips every student to live for Him. Visit the campus and learn more at https://Masters.edu/visit Follow […]