Entries by The Babylon Bee

A Very Bee Christmas | The Babylon Bee Podcast

The Babylon Bee celebrates the Christmas season and the end of 2024! Kyle, Travis, and Brandon take a look back at the website’s content over the year, discuss the difficulty of modern gift-giving, and go over hard-hitting news topics that really matter. Then, join us in the Battle Box to find out which movie is […]

Santa Announces His Retirement

Citing concerns about wokeness, stiff competition from Amazon, and an impossible-to-please Gen Z, Santa has announced he’s hanging up the hat and belt for good. Check out the beautiful new animated film “The Real Story of Christmas” from our friends at @RevelationMediaGlobal and iBIBLE. Visit https://buff.ly/4gF47w6 to view it now for free! #christmas #santa #comedy […]

Are You An Antiracist? | The Babylon Bee Podcast

On a very special episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, the gang takes a step back to examine their own whiteness with the help of Ibram X Kendi’s The Antiracist Deck. We explore such topics as blackness, whiteness, and 7-Eleven. This episode is brought to you by these sponsors: Get emergency prepared with My Patriot […]

Visit California: It’s America’s Future

California – it’s one of the top states in the nation for lots of things, like gas prices, traffic, and blackouts. Visit California, and get a little glimpse into the future of any socialist nation. Become a premium subscriber: https://buff.ly/3mxrUba The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ X: https://X.com/thebabylonbee […]

9 Things RFK Is Doing On Day One To Make America Healthy Again

Americans are fat and lazy. RFK Jr. is going to change all that with these 9 great ideas to get everyone back into shape. MAHA! @SeedOilScout is your ingredients label for restaurants. Avoid toxic seed oils and find all-American beef tallow fries near you. Dine Fearlessly. Visit https://seedoilscout.com/bee today. #RFK #MAHA #maga #trump #comedy

Woke Dungeons And Dragons

The new edition of Dungeons and Dragons includes trigger warnings for content you feel is objectionable. Plus, Orcs and Beholders are cute and friendly now! Enjoy this playthrough session of the new, improved, more inclusive D&D. Become a premium subscriber: https://buff.ly/3mxrUba The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ X: […]

12 Irrefutable Proofs That Climate Change Is Real

Lots of ignorant bigots believe climate change is a hoax. We’ve compiled this list of twelve compelling reasons climate change is quite obviously real – and it’s going to kill us all. Get your copy of The Babylon Bee Guide To The Apocalypse: https://buff.ly/4cplpuH #comedy #apocalypse #climatechange #survival

10 Things Libs Can Still Be Thankful For

Libs have a lot to be sad about this year. But don’t lose hope! There is still a lot you can thank the non-denominational deity in your life for this Thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving, libs! Get your copy of The Babylon Bee Guide to The Apocalypse: https://www.amazon.com/Babylon-Bee-Guide-Apocalypse-Guides/dp/1510781544 Become a premium subscriber: https://buff.ly/3mxrUba Follow The Babylon Bee: […]