Entries by The Babylon Bee

Why The USA Is WAY Better Than Canada

Is the U.S. actually better than Canada? Whether you’re team moose or team bald eagle, this video will prove to you once and for all that the USA undeniably trumps our neighbors to the north. Sorry, Canadians. Become a premium subscriber: https://buff.ly/3mxrUba The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ […]

Freshman Brainwashed After Just 2 Weeks Of College

This freshman had a bright future ahead of her, but then her parents spent $250,000 to send her to a public university. Will she survive? Watch the sketch to find out. @TheMastersUniversity is named for Jesus, our Master. TMU equips every student to live for Him. Visit the campus and learn more at https://Masters.edu/visit Follow […]

Satan Declares Victory After Death Of Jesus

Mission accomplished: the Prince of Darkness, Satan, is holding a press conference where he has just confirmed that Jesus of Nazareth was crucified and will never be coming back. What could possibly go wrong? Shout out to our good buddy Hans at @TheLutheranSatire for his earlier take on this idea: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aLL9rIT6sM Become a premium subscriber: […]

Federal Judge Overturns Every Trump Accomplishment

BREAKING: Federal Judge Kiefer Jones has issued a flurry of new orders against the Trump administration, overturning everything Trump has accomplished. @CigarPage guarantees the lowest prices and best service. Visit http://www.cigarpage.com/judge for your special offer! Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ X: https://X.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

CRUEL: This Mexican Crime Lord Was Deported By Trump

Meet Juan Domingo Sanchez Miguel de Carmen La Cruz Junior. He came to this country with a dream. A dream to commit much crime. He was just cruelly deported by Donald Trump. This is his story. Get 40% off @ground_news Vantage Plan at https://ground.news/babylon — unlimited access to breaking news coverage worldwide for just $5/month.