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Computer renderings offer a first look at the proposed Donald J. Trump Presidential Library, which promises to be the most beautiful thing you’ll ever see. This digital art presentation showcases a stunning architectural design, complete with a reflecting pool filled with ‘liberal tears.’ The rendering provides a detailed glimpse into the iconic vision for this […]
In a new milestone for Major League Baseball, every single inning of a game was aired on a different streaming platform.
A recent “No Kings” protest quickly escalated into chaos after a multi-scooter pileup on Tremont Street, leading to dozens of injuries.
The ongoing Iran war might be heating up, with the Pentagon issuing Crocs to the U.S. Army’s 82nd Airborne to avoid putting “boots on the ground”. Is President Trump a genius for this move in the Middle-East?
Leading theologians have determined that Heaven’s streets of gold will not permit cyclists, a belief stretching back to the first century. While many in christianity agree with this interpretation, the episcopal church has dissented, questioning the fairness of this heavenly policy. This interpretation of the bible, concerning cycling in heaven, has sparked a debate among […]
Stephen Colbert is writing a new Lord of the Rings film and The Babylon Bee has an exclusive sneak peek.
Nick Shirley uncovers even more fraud and this time at an old retirement home called the U.S. Capitol. Corruption happening before our eyes. What are they hiding?
The United States is bringing in Chick-fil-A employees to manage airport security checkpoints, leading to dramatically reduced wait times and even eliminating lines at some locations. This fast food intervention has made a significant impact, with customers waiting over five minutes receiving free chicken sandwich coupons. Perhaps Chick-fil-A should manage everything!
President Donald Trump has reportedly employed a clever tactic, using a cardboard cutout of David Hasselhoff to lure out Mojtaba Khamenei, the new Ayatollah. This video ‘Operation Hot Hoff,’ where the Ayatollah was reportedly powerless against the allure of the celebrity cutout.
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