Entries by The Babylon Bee

Exclusive: Biden Reveals List Of Possible SCOTUS Nominees

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From Queen Latifah and Aunt Jemima to… Greta Thunberg? Biden reveals his list of possible appointments to the highest court in the land. The Babylon Bee has the scoop. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

Babylon Bee Weak-ly News Update 1/31/2022: Rising Tensions in Ukraine and Furry Bathrooms

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Host Adam Yenser gives us the news of the week, including the rising tension at the Ukraine border, Nancy Pelosi announcing she is running against time, and how schools are discouraging furries from using the bathrooms designed for humans. Watch the full podcast here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iF25ju6SnvI Follow Adam on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/adamyenser Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans […]

The Bee Guys Watch Cringey Christian Sermons

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These heroes of the faith preach the cringe sermons of their lives informing us that Pokémon (plural) are evil, how to smash a TV with an ax for God, and that all atheists have something in common: video games. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: […]

The Joy of Painting with Hunter Biden

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Join Hunter Biden as he paints beautiful mountains and some very dank trees. He even makes quite a few happy little accidents Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

Exclusive Short Statement From Peter Dinklage

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Peter Dinklage released this short statement clarifying his position on Snow White. Does it fall short or stand tall? You decide. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

Heroes of the Faith: Fake News Prophets Predicting The End of the World

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These prophets are fake news! From Global Warming Alarmists to predictions that God would appear on channel 18 news, here are all the fake doomsday predictions you need to hear about. Watch the full episode here: https://youtu.be/Pr5MirlHFlk Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ […]

M&Ms Introduce First Trans Character Who Identifies As A Skittle

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As part of a bold new marketing strategy to promote inclusivity and appeal to less than 1% of the population, Mars, Incorporated has introduced a new M&M character who identifies as a Skittle. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee […]

Babylon Bee Weak-ly News Update 1/25/2022: Realistic Democrat Campaign Ad and Buying A T-Rex Skull

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Host Adam Yenser gives us the news of the week, including how a White stole Martin Luther King day, a rock bought another rock, and Democrats are now advertising how high you have to be to trust their campaign promises! Watch the full podcast here: https://youtu.be/Pr5MirlHFlk Follow Adam on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/adamyenser Become a premium subscriber: […]

The Celebrity Dating Game with AOC!

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Welcome to “Hate Me, Date Me!” with AOC, the game where you can tell Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez just how much you hate her — and she’ll draw her own conclusions about how much you want to date her. Which lucky bachelor will she pick? Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ […]