Entries by The Babylon Bee

Brave New Army Commercial Promotes Inclusion And Diversity

In this new commercial from the U.S. Army, everyone’s favorite branch of the military promotes their new, more diverse, more inclusive standards. From gender reveal grenades to more affirming drill sergeants, the Army is leading the way in inclusion! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: […]

LIVE: The State of the Union Address

The Babylon Bee is here with the best camera angles and coverage of Biden’s State of the Union address. Don’t believe what you see on CNN or Fox News — this is the real deal. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee […]

Signs You Might Be Watching Too Much CNN

Do you have an addiction to CNN? If so, we’re here to help diagnose your problem and address it head-on. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

The Christian Woman’s Starter Kit

So you’ve given your life to Christ, but now what? Let us equip you with everything a Christian woman needs… besides Jesus of course. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

Brave Great White Shark Allowed To Compete In Women's 500 Freestyle

A stunning and brave great white shark named Bruce was allowed to compete in the women’s 500-yard freestyle and she is really making mincemeat out of the competition. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

Babylon Bee Weak-ly News Update 2/22/2022: Tyrannical Banking And The Last COVID-Free Place On Earth

Host Adam Yenser gives us the news of the week, including the Super Bowl Halftime Show, Canada going full potato over the trucker protest, and the last place on earth that is COVID-free. Watch the full podcast here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRjMOkRffU8 Follow Adam on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/adamyenser Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: […]

9 New Woke Characters From Amazon's 'Rings of Power'

Join Klovbar the Strong and his co-host Willis as these two Lord of the Rings geeks exclusively reveal these 9 new woke characters from Amazon’s new Lord of the Rings show: The Rings of Power. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee […]

EXCLUSIVE: We've Obtained Trump's Jan. 6 Visitor Logs!

Trump’s White House logs up to and including January 6 have been subpoenaed. But, being fantastic journalists, we’ve obtained an exclusive early look at who visited the White House on that fateful day that will live in infamy. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: […]