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The Babylon Bee Guide To Wokeness Will Radicalize YOU!

October 27, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

The Babylon Bee Guide To Wokeness will turn you from a MAGA into an SJW! Be deplorable no more and order now: https://www.amazon.com/Babylon-Bee-Guide-Wokeness/dp/1684512719/ref=sr_1_1_sspa?dchild=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjw8eOLBhC1ARIsAOzx5cEMzKzsFgB3rN8Jtv1WYraB45bEo3TRda1jJtbJqrO-wArVQzq0M4MaAvkMEALw_wcB&hvadid=540126299025&hvdev=c&hvlocphy=9052218&hvnetw=g&hvqmt=e&hvrand=16776733561140656595&hvtargid=kwd-1409883395264&hydadcr=17811_10949264&keywords=babylon+bee+guide+to+wokeness&qid=1635365052&sr=8-1-spons&psc=1&spLa=ZW5jcnlwdGVkUXVhbGlmaWVyPUEzS1A3SUozR0FBSzFZJmVuY3J5cHRlZElkPUEwOTU3ODE1MThVS1IzRDg1MTRXSSZlbmNyeXB0ZWRBZElkPUEwODIwNzMzMkVDQllENVNJTEVBUyZ3aWRnZXROYW1lPXNwX2F0ZiZhY3Rpb249Y2xpY2tSZWRpcmVjdCZkb05vdExvZ0NsaWNrPXRydWU= Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

The Theology of the Simpsons

October 26, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

The Simpsons often gets theological and we quizzed a expert theologian and seminary president, Michael J. Kruger, on which Simpsons character said what. See the full episode here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6k1frYA6Yk SOURCE

The Simpsons and Progressive Christianity | A Bee Interview With Michael J. Kruger

October 26, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

On The Babylon Bee Interview Show, Kyle and Ethan talk to Michael J. Kruger about The Ten Commandments of Progressive Christianity, the theology of the Simpsons, and how Christians can survive college with Root Beer Pong. Michael J. Kruger is President and Professor of New Testament and Early Christianity at Reformed Theological Seminary. He has […]

The Babylon Bee Guide To Being Woke

October 25, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

Are you not woke enough? Don’t worry, we got you covered. Follow these easy steps to become more woke… or else. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

Months Worth of Hate Mail From One Rando We Didn't Notice

October 25, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

The Babylon Bee has been getting hate mail from some random person on social media for MONTHS before we even noticed. But at least they tried to pair their … SOURCE

THE BEE WEEKLY: Explain The Joke, Poor Wizards, And A Surprise For Dan

October 22, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

The Atlantic tries to make The Babylon Bee’s Kyle Mann explain why the joke is funny on this episode of The Bee Weekly. Kyle and Ethan are joined by Eli Chance and The Bee’s own Bettina to dramatically reenact an encounter in which a barely awake Kyle was put on the spot to explain the […]

10 Reasons You Should Turn In Your Guns

October 21, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

Should you turn your guns into the government? Of course. Don’t know why? Here are just a few of the many, many reasons. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

Apologetics and Witnessing to Black Hebrew Israelites | A Bee Interview With Vocab Malone

October 19, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

Kyle and Ethan talk about apologetics and witnessing to Black Hebrew Israelites with Vocab Malone. Vocab Malone gained prominence for street rapping the gospel and witnessing to Black Hebrew Israelites. He shows why Black Hebrew Israelites are a movement we need to take seriously. Check out Vocab: https://www.youtube.com/c/VocabMalone Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official […]

The Bee Writers Shove Fake News in Their Pie Holes

October 18, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

The Babylon Bee writers are joined by MAVEN founder Brett Kunkle to try to identify fake news headlines. If they fall for the fake, they have to eat a mystery pie! The filling could be apricot…or it could be anchovies. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon […]

THE BEE WEEKLY: Headlines With Pie, Culture Gets Kunkled, and Robocop is Real

October 15, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

Kyle, Ethan, and Brett Kunkle from MAVEN guess which headlines are real or fake and have to eat mystery pie if they guess wrong. Brett Kunkle also kunkles some culture and helps us discern what is good or harmful in pop culture today. There’s weird news headlines, glorious hate mail, and other shenanigans going on […]