Entries by The Babylon Bee

Joe Biden: Catholic Icon

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On the Babylon Bee Podcast, Ethan and guest hosts Trevor and Thaddeus try to make sense of the Washington Post tweet that called Joe Biden “very catholic.” See the full show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XCoFUqg1P8 Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: […]

Disney To Remove Problematic Kiss From Classic Movie, Snow White Will Now Remain Dead

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The non-consensual kiss in Snow White and The Seven Dwarves is obviously problematic so The Walt Disney Company did the only sensible thing… remove the kiss leaving Snow White dead. Social progress victory! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee […]

Racists Make A Comeback With All New Ways To Be Racist!

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A young Klansman brings some new, progressive ideas to the KKK’s table. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

The Babylon Bee Attempts A World Record

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On The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle, Ethan and guest host Trevor attempt to break the world record for the fastest time to drink a Capri Sun. Can they do it? Or is this challenge harder than it would seem? See the full show here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suPkid7HpvM Hit the bell to get your daily dose of fake […]

THE BEE WEEKLY: Linkin’ Pork and Very Catholic Presidents

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On The Babylon Bee Weekly, Ethan is joined by guest hosts Trevor Andersen and Dr. Thaddeus Williams. They talk about the weirdest of news like an elderly couple using morse code to escape an assisted living facility and Biden being called “a very Catholic president who supports abortion rights.” Thaddeus gives the best Linkin Park […]

CIA Replaces Waterboarding With 12-Hour Lectures On Intersectional Feminism

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A spy gives up all kinds of secrets to the CIA after receiving the worst torture known to man! No, not waterboarding… AN INTERSECTIONAL FEMINISM SEMINAR! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

Hate Mail: A Stephen Hawking Robot Thinks We Have No Empathy

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On The Babylon Bee Podcast, a Stephen Hawking robot wants us to know exactly why our empathy-lacking satire isn’t funny. See the full show here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suPkid7HpvM Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee Hit the bell to get […]

Jeopardy Bans All Contestants From Having Hands

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Jeopardy will now cut off the hands of contestants to avoid any racist hand signals. Social progress at work! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

Kids Pitch Babylon Bee Headlines

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On The Babylon Bee Podcast, we read off headlines submitted to us- by our subscribers’ kids! See the full show here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suPkid7HpvM Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee Hit the bell to get your daily dose of […]