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CDC Says You No Longer Have To Wear A Life Jacket Outside In Case Of Rain

Kyle Mann is on the scene with an exclusive interview with a pro-life vester. Will he listen to the new CDC guidelines or will he be incredibly dumb? Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

White Liberal Shocked As Black Man Gets ID

Are voter ID laws racist? Of course. But, wait, how did this African American obtain one? Weird! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee Hit the bell to get your daily dose of fake news that you can […]

Cringe-Inducing Sermons

On The Bee Weekly, Kyle and Ethan talk about different heroes of the faith, ranging from a pastor who put himself in a coffin to one who punched a kid for Jesus. See the full show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4acYZv-Re-U Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ […]

Journalist Wondering If Officemate With AK-47 Might Be A Terrorist

Why did Israel attack the office building of The Associated Press? This AP journalist and his Hamas officemate can’t figure it out. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee Hit the bell to get your daily dose of […]

Partying With Linkin Park

On The Babylon Bee Podcast, Thaddeus talks Linkin Park, cowboys, and paintball fights all while at a bachelor party. See the full show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XCoFUqg1P8 Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee Hit the bell to get your daily […]