Every Inning Of Baseball Game Aired On Different Streaming Service
In a new milestone for Major League Baseball, every single inning of a game was aired on a different streaming platform.
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Dozens Of Injuries Reported At ‘No Kings’ Rally After Multi-Scooter Pileup
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeA recent “No Kings” protest quickly escalated into chaos after a multi-scooter pileup on Tremont Street, leading to dozens of injuries.
Soldiers Issued Crocs So Trump Can Say He Didn’t Put Boots On The Ground In Iran
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeThe ongoing Iran war might be heating up, with the Pentagon issuing Crocs to the U.S. Army’s 82nd Airborne to avoid putting “boots on the ground”. Is President Trump a genius for this move in the Middle-East?
Theologians Confirm Heaven’s Streets Of Gold Will Have No Cyclists
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeLeading theologians have determined that Heaven’s streets of gold will not permit cyclists, a belief stretching back to the first century. While many in christianity agree with this interpretation, the episcopal church has dissented, questioning the fairness of this heavenly policy. This interpretation of the bible, concerning cycling in heaven, has sparked a debate among […]
Stephen Colbert Is Writing A New Lord of the Rings Film
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeStephen Colbert is writing a new Lord of the Rings film and The Babylon Bee has an exclusive sneak peek.
Nick Shirley Exposes Fraud At U.S. Capitol
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeNick Shirley uncovers even more fraud and this time at an old retirement home called the U.S. Capitol. Corruption happening before our eyes. What are they hiding?
Chick Fil-A Takes Over TSA Eliminating Airport Wait Times
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeThe United States is bringing in Chick-fil-A employees to manage airport security checkpoints, leading to dramatically reduced wait times and even eliminating lines at some locations. This fast food intervention has made a significant impact, with customers waiting over five minutes receiving free chicken sandwich coupons. Perhaps Chick-fil-A should manage everything!
Donald Trump Lures Gay Ayatollah Out Of Hiding With Cardboard David Hasselhoff #shorts
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeePresident Donald Trump has reportedly employed a clever tactic, using a cardboard cutout of David Hasselhoff to lure out Mojtaba Khamenei, the new Ayatollah. This video ‘Operation Hot Hoff,’ where the Ayatollah was reportedly powerless against the allure of the celebrity cutout.
America’s Foolproof Plan To Eliminate Ayatollah
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeAfter rumors emerged that the new Ayatollah is gay, America hatched a fool-proof plan to take him out. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_sour… The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: / thebabylonbee Facebook: / thebabylonbee Instagram: / thebabylonbee
College Freshman Explains Socialism To Cuban Who Escaped On A Raft
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeBrett is a college freshman. He knows all about socialism because his socialist professor told him all about it. And he’s ready to share his knowledge with a man who escaped socialism on a raft. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_sour… The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: / […]
