Entries by The Babylon Bee

Coming Soon: The Real Housewives of Congress

Watch the full video: https://youtu.be/9HWHJi2RRfM You’ve seen the Real Housewives of Orange County – now enjoy even more backstabbing, vicious, sassy drama from the bleach blonde bad-built butch bodies of Washington D.C.! #usa #realitytv #comedy #politics #realhousewives #babylonbee

New Dad Training Dojo

In this intense, underground training dojo, new dads are taught the ways of the dad: dad jokes, dad fashion, and more! Grab your Top-Rated All-Star Cigar Sampler and free cigar cutter for $15.99 now from Best Cigar Prices: https://buff.ly/3x5zhfd #comedy #dad #parenting #babylonbee #training

Podcast: Pride Month Is Gay

Kyle and the gang at The Babylon Bee do our Pride Month Roundup, discussing how everything is gay this month, including Star Wars and Baseball. We have the rare Love Mail and listeners emailed in some Red Lobster memories and facts. This episode is brought to you by these sponsors: First Cup Coffee Company. Save […]

Coming Soon: The Real Housewives of Congress

You’ve seen the Real Housewives of Orange County – now enjoy even more backstabbing, vicious, sassy drama from the bleach blonde bad-built butch bodies of Washington D.C.! Become a premium subscriber: https://buff.ly/3mxrUba The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ X: https://X.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee #usa #realitytv #comedy #politics […]

The One That Was Filmed Before Trump Was Convicted

Donald J. Trump was convicted on 34 felony counts, but we didn’t know that when we recorded this on Wednesday. Still, we talk about the weird instructions Judge Merchan gave the jury, Hollywood writers blaming audiences for poor box office numbers, and the Pope apologizing for saying there was too much gay stuff in the […]

Updated ‘Guess Who?’ Game Now Has All 437 Genders

Check Out Hasbro’s latest update to the classic board game “Guess Who?” – now with more genders, inclusion, and fun!* *Fun not guaranteed Become a premium subscriber: https://buff.ly/3mxrUba The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ X: https://X.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee #comedy #games #gender #babylonbee #satire

Trump Perfectly Describes 7 Historic Battles

Donald Trump provided a big, beautiful description of the Battle of Gettysburg recently, reminding us of Robert E. Lee’s famous words: “Never fight uphill, me boys, never fight uphill.” We asked Trump to narrate 7 more famous historic battles, and the result was tremendous and magnificent. Everyone says so. The real battle is getting a […]

Podcast: Perilous Planes, Plastics, And The Pope

A man died after a Boeing plane fell 6,000 feet in-flight, the Pope told 60 Minutes, “we are all fundamentally good,” and, worst of all, scientists discovered that microplastics are in human testicles. This episode also features the debut of the Red Lobster Facts Segment, while hate mail shows that our detractors can’t decide if […]