Entries by The Babylon Bee

CRTina Doll Will Happily Turn Your Family Against You

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Picture this. A toy that will explain racism to your child. And that you are part of the problem. That’s CRTina. And this… is The Woke Zone. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

Hate Mail: The Babylon Bee Is Anti-Modesty

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On The Bee Weekly, Kyle, Ethan, and guest host Frank read hate mail from Shelley who is very upset The Babylon Bee decided to poke fun at Christian attire. Watch the full show: https://babylonbee.com/podcast/basic/227 Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: […]

7 Reasons You MUST Go To College

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We did the research, and the results are in: there’s no possible way to be happy or successful in life unless you go into crushing debt to attend a 4-year university. Here are seven reasons why. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: […]

CNN Praises Taliban For Wearing Masks During Attack

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A special CNN report on the Taliban’s brave stance on Covid safety. With special guest, Reliable Sources host, Brian Stelter (russet). Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

THE BEE WEEKLY: Weird News and Frank Turek Tackles Google’s Top God Questions

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In this episode of the Bee Weekly, Kyle and Ethan are joined by apologist Dr. Frank Turek (https://twitter.com/DrFrankTurek), founder of CrossExamined (https://crossexamined.org/) and author of several books including Stealing From God and I Don’t Have Enough Faith to be an Atheist. They talk about the weird news of the week that they can’t believe is real and ask Frank all the […]

Cuomo Resigns To Spend More Time Sexually Harassing Family

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The great Andrew Cuomo has resigned to spend more time doing what he enjoys. Like golf and sexually harassing people. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

Racists Invade School Board Meeting To Promote CRT

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At a local school board meeting, a young Klansman suggests that teaching about racism doesn’t have to be historically accurate, it just needs to be on the right side of it. #1619project Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: […]

Exclusive Report From Obama’s Birthday Party

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Our own Kyle Mann got an exclusive invite to Obama’s sophisticated and vaccinated 60th birthday party. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE