Entries by The Babylon Bee

Cuomo Resigns To Spend More Time Sexually Harassing Family

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The great Andrew Cuomo has resigned to spend more time doing what he enjoys. Like golf and sexually harassing people. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

Racists Invade School Board Meeting To Promote CRT

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At a local school board meeting, a young Klansman suggests that teaching about racism doesn’t have to be historically accurate, it just needs to be on the right side of it. #1619project Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: […]

Exclusive Report From Obama’s Birthday Party

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Our own Kyle Mann got an exclusive invite to Obama’s sophisticated and vaccinated 60th birthday party. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

Hateful White Men Question How Hateful They Really Are

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It’s clear that these two men are hateful, racist, misogynist bigots. But they’re wonderin’… maybe they ain’t? Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

THE BEE WEEKLY: Best Christian Album Covers And How To Hang Your Hammock

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In this episode, Kyle and Ethan are joined by Kevin McCreary from Say Goodnight Kevin (https://www.youtube.com/user/saygoodnightkevin). They talk about the best Christian album covers of all time, horrible places to hang your hammock, and The Babylon Bee triggering the socialists on Twitter. In the subscriber portion they talk about crazy Christian movies they can’t believe […]

How To Tell If Your President Is A Totalitarian Fascist

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Does your President seem a little… off? Look for these signs to see if you actually have a dictator on your hands. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

Imagine… Communism (John Lennon Parody)

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John Lennon’s ‘Imagine’ has been rereleased with a more realistic description of Communism. Enjoy the music video now. Music links coming soon “Old Wooden Grand Piano” (https://skfb.ly/o6HTy) by Mikael H. is licensed under Creative Commons Attribution (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/). Textures modified. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: […]