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Journalist Wondering If Officemate With AK-47 Might Be A Terrorist

Why did Israel attack the office building of The Associated Press? This AP journalist and his Hamas officemate can’t figure it out. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee Hit the bell to get your daily dose of […]

Partying With Linkin Park

On The Babylon Bee Podcast, Thaddeus talks Linkin Park, cowboys, and paintball fights all while at a bachelor party. See the full show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XCoFUqg1P8 Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee Hit the bell to get your daily […]

Joe Biden: Catholic Icon

On the Babylon Bee Podcast, Ethan and guest hosts Trevor and Thaddeus try to make sense of the Washington Post tweet that called Joe Biden “very catholic.” See the full show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XCoFUqg1P8 Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: […]

Disney To Remove Problematic Kiss From Classic Movie, Snow White Will Now Remain Dead

The non-consensual kiss in Snow White and The Seven Dwarves is obviously problematic so The Walt Disney Company did the only sensible thing… remove the kiss leaving Snow White dead. Social progress victory! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee […]

Racists Make A Comeback With All New Ways To Be Racist!

A young Klansman brings some new, progressive ideas to the KKK’s table. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

The Babylon Bee Attempts A World Record

On The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle, Ethan and guest host Trevor attempt to break the world record for the fastest time to drink a Capri Sun. Can they do it? Or is this challenge harder than it would seem? See the full show here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suPkid7HpvM Hit the bell to get your daily dose of fake […]

THE BEE WEEKLY: Linkin’ Pork and Very Catholic Presidents

On The Babylon Bee Weekly, Ethan is joined by guest hosts Trevor Andersen and Dr. Thaddeus Williams. They talk about the weirdest of news like an elderly couple using morse code to escape an assisted living facility and Biden being called “a very Catholic president who supports abortion rights.” Thaddeus gives the best Linkin Park […]