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General Milley Releases Revised Edition Of The Art Of War

September 22, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

Are you a coward? Do you like books? Then General Mark Milley has got something for you! Get Milley’s update of Sun Tzu’s The Art Of War today! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

The David Storrs Interview | Pranks, Scare Tactics, and Scaring People

September 21, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

On The Babylon Bee Interview Show, Kyle and Ethan talk to David Storrs about the process of making prank videos, Fameless, and the one prank show David regrets making. Ethan reveals himself as a connoisseur for prank shows with David being one of his ultimate favorite pranksters. David has worked on the prank shows, Fameless, […]

6 Ways GTA Points Us To Christ

September 20, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

Are you a Christian? Do you feel guilty when you consume secular entertainment like Grand Theft Auto? Don’t worry, we’ve bent over backward to find six ways GTA points to Christ. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee […]

THE BEE WEEKLY: The Bee’s New Book and Remembering Norm Macdonald

September 17, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

In this episode of The Bee Weekly, musician Chandler Juliet joins Kyle and Ethan to talk about what’s been going on at The Babylon Bee this week, The Babylon Bee’s new book that is available for pre-order now called The Babylon Bee Guide to Wokeness (www.amazon.com/Babylon-Bee-Guide-Wokeness/dp/1684512719/ref=sr_1_1?crid=O5Q90E5DAKQ6&dchild=1&keywords=the+babylon+bee+guide+to+wokeness&qid=1631751343&sprefix=the+babylon+bee+guide%2Caps%2C193&sr=8-1) and the saddest news ever about Norm Macdonald’s passing. […]

New iPhone 13 Will Require Vaccination To Unlock Screen

September 16, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

Join Tim Apple as he reveals iPhone 13. The first phone to force you to be vaccinated… or else. Apple: Think different. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

Coaches Struggle With Using Pronouns

September 15, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

This substitute coach has never coached little league baseball before. He has nothing to worry about… as long as he gets the children’s increasingly complicated pronouns right. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

Health Restrictions RUIN Couple’s Night Out

September 14, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

This couple just wants to have a date night. But with restrictions changing by the second… is it even worth it? Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

Jonathan Pageau Interview | Monsters, Hidden Symbols, and Jordan Peterson in Church

September 14, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

On The Babylon Bee Interview Show, Kyle and Ethan talk to Jonathan Pageau about making Christian carvings, monsters, and the breakdown of identity in our culture. Jonathan carves Eastern Orthodox images and other traditional images. He has been appearing on many podcasts, including one on Jordan Peterson’s podcast. Jonathan has a knack for discovering the […]

Pfizer Releases Brand New Drug ‘Pfizermectin’

September 10, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

Do you have Covid? Then ask your vet, I mean your doctor about Pfizer’s new drug, Pfizermectin. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

The Racist Club Trilogy

September 10, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

Can these racists get with the times and discover all the new ways to be racist? Watch all three episodes here and find out! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE