Sméagol Sets Pronouns To Ourses/Theirses
Preferred personal pronouns are all the rage! Who’s getting in on the trend? Sméagol! Groot! Dolphins! And more! SOURCE
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Anarchy, Joy, and Fleeing New York | The Michael Malice Interview
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeOn The Babylon Bee Interview Show, Ethan and Dan talk to our Anarchist scholar, Michael Malice. They talk about Augustine, leaving New York, and the benefits of humor in dark times. This is Michael Malice’s fifth time on The Babylon Bee podcast. He has been one of the leading voices for the Anarchist movement appearing […]
CDC Says You No Longer Have To Wear A Life Jacket Outside In Case Of Rain
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeKyle Mann is on the scene with an exclusive interview with a pro-life vester. Will he listen to the new CDC guidelines or will he be incredibly dumb? Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE
THE BEE WEEKLY: Dinosaur Bones and Fighting Grizzly Bears
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeIn this Bee Weekly, Kyle and Ethan talk to Mark Armitage of the Dinosaur Soft Tissue Research Institute about non-fossilized tissue being found in dinosaur bones and what that might mean for the war between science and religion. They also bring on Senior Writer Frank J. Fleming, our resident expert on animals and women, to […]
White Liberal Shocked As Black Man Gets ID
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeAre voter ID laws racist? Of course. But, wait, how did this African American obtain one? Weird! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee Hit the bell to get your daily dose of fake news that you can […]
Cringe-Inducing Sermons
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeOn The Bee Weekly, Kyle and Ethan talk about different heroes of the faith, ranging from a pastor who put himself in a coffin to one who punched a kid for Jesus. See the full show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4acYZv-Re-U Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ […]
Journalist Wondering If Officemate With AK-47 Might Be A Terrorist
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeWhy did Israel attack the office building of The Associated Press? This AP journalist and his Hamas officemate can’t figure it out. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee Hit the bell to get your daily dose of […]
The Most Unconservative Right-Wing Comedian: The Brent Pella Interview
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeOn The Babylon Bee Interview Show, Ethan and Trevor talk to comedian Brent Pella. They talk about comedy without an agenda, cancel culture, and his hatred for Gavin Newsom. Brent Pella has performed stand-up comedy around the country and gained fame on YouTube doing sketch comedy. Some of his most popular impressions have been Eminem, […]
Partying With Linkin Park
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeOn The Babylon Bee Podcast, Thaddeus talks Linkin Park, cowboys, and paintball fights all while at a bachelor party. See the full show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XCoFUqg1P8 Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee Hit the bell to get your daily […]
THE BEE WEEKLY: Heroes of the Faith and Defending the Family
/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon BeeOn The Babylon Bee Weekly, Kyle and Ethan talk about heroes of the faith like the kid-punching pastor and the man who showed worship teams everywhere how to play the drums. They talk about G.K. Chesterton’s argument in defense of the family. Kyle is also subjected to the next ten questions in our exclusive subscriber […]
