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Anti-Capitalist Cooking Show Teaches Authentic Soviet Union Recipe!

October 4, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

Toss your capitalist cookbooks aside, this anti-capitalist cooking show walks you through the grueling experience of cooking… the socialist way. It’s an anti fun and punishing cooking experience. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

THE BEE WEEKLY: Vaccine Mandates from God, Woke Wrestling, and Kissing in Portland

October 1, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

It’s a discussion on vaccine mandates this week on The Bee Weekly. Ethan Nicolle, Adam Yenser, and Kira Davis from RedState talk mandates, woke wrestling, and how it is now legal to kiss in Portland if you are vaccinated. Adam Yenser quizzes Kira and Ethan on whether headlines are real or fake. Kira answers subscriber […]

How To Scare Your Kids The COVID Way

September 29, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

COVID is scary. But some kids aren’t scared enough. If you watch this video, you will be equipped to scare your kids about COVID for the rest of their life! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

A Gen Zer Warning – A Bee Interview With "Hollowed Out" Author Jeremy S. Adams

September 28, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

On the Babylon Bee Interview Show, Kyle and Ethan talk to Jeremy S. Adams about working with the Gen Zer student, the warning about this new generation, and anxiety in kids. Jeremy S. Adams has been a teacher for both the high school and the college levels. He thinks that teachers have a front row […]

FBI Busts FBI Terror Plot

September 27, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

An FBI agent goes undercover to bust a right-wing terror plot. But are the others also undercover FBI agents? Yes. They all are FBI agents. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

Progressive Couple Thrilled With Latest Mandates

September 24, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

Joe Biden’s mandates sure are tough on Covid. But will his never-ending list of mandates stop the spread or will it forever trap you in #TheMatrix? Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

THE BEE WEEKLY: Debunking the 1619 Project and Taliban Paddle Boats

September 24, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

In this episode of The Bee Weekly, cancelled standup comedian Josh Denny joins Kyle and Ethan to talk about what’s been going on at The Babylon Bee this week, how Hitler opposed vaccine mandates, and how smart people are making blood bricks on Mars. Kyle and Ethan also talk to Dr. Mary Grabar about her […]

Best Of Babylon Bee Hate Mail

September 23, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

Laugh along with Kyle and Ethan as they read some of The Babylon Bee’s most hateful hate mail. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

General Milley Releases Revised Edition Of The Art Of War

September 22, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

Are you a coward? Do you like books? Then General Mark Milley has got something for you! Get Milley’s update of Sun Tzu’s The Art Of War today! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

The David Storrs Interview | Pranks, Scare Tactics, and Scaring People

September 21, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

On The Babylon Bee Interview Show, Kyle and Ethan talk to David Storrs about the process of making prank videos, Fameless, and the one prank show David regrets making. Ethan reveals himself as a connoisseur for prank shows with David being one of his ultimate favorite pranksters. David has worked on the prank shows, Fameless, […]