Entries by The Babylon Bee

Middle Easterners Begin Painting Transgender Flag Colors On Doorposts To Avoid Biden Drone Strikes

Facing the coming wrath of President Biden, Middle Easterners turned to the only possible means of escape: painting their doorposts with the colors of the transgender flag. Submit Your Own Headlines: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com​ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com​ Twitter: http://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: http://facebook.com/thebabylonbee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

Death by Rooster and Observing Lent While Hating Everybody

Ethan is joined by Doug TenNapel in Exile and Wes Halula on this Bee Weekly to talk about Texas ditching mask mandates and what it’s like to celebrate Lent while hating everybody. Ethan and Wes discuss totally substantiated Lucasfilm and Star Wars rumors involving Gina Carano, Kathleen Kennedy, and Bill Burr. Also, irony strikes at […]

The Babylon Bee Apologizes For Not Being Liberal Enough

Babylon Bee Superfan Kristin joins Kyle and Ethan on the weekly podcast to read their most popular segment: Hate mail. According to one fan, The Babylon Bee has gone too far right. See the full show here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzqaV-uw6tQ Subscribe to The Babylon Bee to help in our quest to apologize to everyone that sends in […]

Some Wikipedia Editors Want To Label The Babylon Bee Fake News

On The Babylon Bee podcast, Kyle, Ethan, and Wes read through a hilarious debate between Wikipedia’s editors over whether The Babylon Bee is funny satire — or dangerous right-wing disinformation. See the full show here: https://youtu.be/LWNz7QrnauU Subscribe to The Babylon Bee to stay updated with the most factually inaccurate news. Hit the bell to get […]

Fighting The Left As A Libertarian: Jeff Deist Interview

In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Dan talk to Jeff Deist. They talk about economics, Covid, and Disneyland security. Jeff is the president of the Mises Institute, where he serves as a writer, public speaker, and advocate for property, markets, and civil society. He is the host of The Human Action […]

The Babylon Bee Randomly Generates A Christian Movie Script — And It’s Hilarious

On The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan use a plot generator website to create the next hit Christian movie starring Kirk Cameron and Kevin Sorbo. Read along at the link below. Award-Winning Christian Movie Script https://www.plot-generator.org.uk/gndx1r0/evil-satan.html See the full show here: https://youtu.be/Z_oD3bpBiLQ Subscribe to The Babylon Bee to help this movie get made. Hit […]