Entries by The Babylon Bee

Trump’s Christmas Carol Collection Is Here

Tired of boring old Christmas carols? Lucky for you, everyone’s favorite president has personally rewritten the lyrics to bring focus to much more important matters: the accomplishments of his administration. @CigarPage guarantees the lowest prices and best service. Visit https://CigarPage.com/carols for your special offer! #christmas #babylonbee #comedy

Best Times To Bother Your Husband

Ladies, sometimes you just have to tell your husband something completely irrelevant involving people he doesn’t really know, or things that don’t pertain to him. The important thing is knowing when is the right time to do it. URGENT CHRISTMAS NEED: @ConvoyofHope needs 12 more people right now to sponsor chickens for poor families around […]

Congress Prepares To Continue Doing Nothing After Shutdown Ends

After a record-breaking 41-day stalemate in the U.S. Senate, lawmakers have finally gathered the votes to move forward with a continuing resolution. Congress is now making preparations to switch over from doing nothing because of the shutdown to their usual job of doing nothing simply because they’re Congress. Become a premium subscriber: https://buff.ly/3mxrUba The Official […]