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As a cost-saving measure, all 3,000,000 federal employees have been laid off. In their place, the government has hired one 16-year-old Chick-fil-A employee named Devyn. Today’s Babylon Bee News report has the story. Full video: https://youtu.be/KC9xgOjWR4w #shorts #comedy #doge #food
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ICE is no joke. If you want to avoid getting caught and deported, use one of these 10 clever tricks to slip away undetected. Very bueno! #ice #comedy #howto
President Trump has been making sweeping changes only a few weeks after starting his second term (looking at you, Gulf of America). But did you know some of those changes are happening globally? Here are all the places Trump is using his surprisingly extensive executive power to rename. Become a premium subscriber: https://buff.ly/3mxrUba The Official […]
Spice up your vocabulary with these Mormon-approved curse words! #mormon #lds #comedy
As a cost-saving measure, all 3,000,000 federal employees have been laid off. In their place, the government has hired one 16-year-old Chick-fil-A employee named Devyn. Today’s Babylon Bee News report has the story. Meet Mode Mobile: The phone that pays you. 45M+ users have saved and earned $325M just by using their phones. Pre-IPO shares […]
ICE is no joke. If you want to avoid getting caught and deported, use one of these 10 clever tricks to slip away undetected. Very bueno!
As the immigration debate rages on, Democrats are now ringing alarm bells as thousands of child traffickers are out of work. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=YT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://x.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebabylonbee/
These parents just want to let their little one learn basic shapes and colors, but he’s about to get a lesson in standing up to patriarchal power structures through expressions of gender non-conformity. Not good. Family entertainment should be entertainment! Meet Mech West, the new all-ages action-adventure series about kids and robots in the Old […]
