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Leading theologians have determined that Heaven’s streets of gold will not permit cyclists, a belief stretching back to the first century. While many in christianity agree with this interpretation, the episcopal church has dissented, questioning the fairness of this heavenly policy. This interpretation of the bible, concerning cycling in heaven, has sparked a debate among […]
Stephen Colbert is writing a new Lord of the Rings film and The Babylon Bee has an exclusive sneak peek.
Nick Shirley uncovers even more fraud and this time at an old retirement home called the U.S. Capitol. Corruption happening before our eyes. What are they hiding?
The United States is bringing in Chick-fil-A employees to manage airport security checkpoints, leading to dramatically reduced wait times and even eliminating lines at some locations. This fast food intervention has made a significant impact, with customers waiting over five minutes receiving free chicken sandwich coupons. Perhaps Chick-fil-A should manage everything!
President Donald Trump has reportedly employed a clever tactic, using a cardboard cutout of David Hasselhoff to lure out Mojtaba Khamenei, the new Ayatollah. This video ‘Operation Hot Hoff,’ where the Ayatollah was reportedly powerless against the allure of the celebrity cutout.
After rumors emerged that the new Ayatollah is gay, America hatched a fool-proof plan to take him out. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_sour… The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: / thebabylonbee Facebook: / thebabylonbee Instagram: / thebabylonbee
Brett is a college freshman. He knows all about socialism because his socialist professor told him all about it. And he’s ready to share his knowledge with a man who escaped socialism on a raft. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_sour… The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: / […]
San Francisco goes ALL OUT for St. Patrick’s Day… but not how you’d expect 🍀🤢 Instead of cleaning the streets, they turned the mess GREEN. Would you call this festive or just foul? 💀
Iran’s new Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei reportedly injured in U.S. airstrikes… now the internet is running wild with rumors. Drop your takes below. #BabylonBee #Iran #MojtabaKhamenei #news #Geopolitics
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