Entries by The Babylon Bee

‘Biden Is Doing 100% Fine,’ Claims Journalist After President Trips Into Alligator Pit

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President Joe Biden is doing fine! He’s in tip-top shape! Don’t pay attention to him falling out that window, getting bit by alligators or falling off that cliff. He’s doing great! Watch The Babylon Bee animation on our animation playlist: https://bit.ly/BeeAnimation Subscribe on iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast… Submit Your Own Headlines: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee […]

Man Who Agrees With Every Single Corporation Thinks He’s Part Of The Resistance

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Join the Resistance! Fight the power! Be the change! Eat the rich! Eat Oreo! Drink Coke! Watch Disney+! #unboxing! Join us! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com​ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com​ Twitter: http://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: http://facebook.com/thebabylonbee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

The Most Hilarious One-Line Summaries Of Classic Novels

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On The Babylon Bee Interview Show, Kyle and Ethan talk to Erica Rhodes about the amazing legacy her father left behind with the best one-line summaries of classic novels. You can read Erica’s blog with her father’s one-liners here: https://ericalynnrhodes.medium.com/deans-list-5a336b5fff38 See the full show here: https://youtu.be/VtEGHNbd3Oc Subscribe to The Babylon Bee for more dry reading […]

Wife Screams As Car 5 Miles In Front Of Her Slows Down Slightly

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Kyle’s wife gives a special traffic report after witnessing another car slowing down slightly. Will she survive?! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com​ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com​ Twitter: http://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: http://facebook.com/thebabylonbee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

Hate Mail: Babylon Bee Promotes Animal Cruelty

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This week’s hate mail comes from Canadian mother Janice. She felt disappointed in Kyle and Ethan’s response to the other hate mail about the Satanic Cat article. Read that article here: https://babylonbee.com/news/is-your-cat-worshiping-satan-what-to-look-for See the full show here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzLGCIQKAGQ Subscribe to find out about more delicious hate mail that we read on our podcast every week. […]

Elmo Teaches Some New X Words On Today’s Sesame Street!

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On today’s episode of Sesame Street, the Letter of the Day is… X! What words will Elmo teach the kids at home? Watch and find out! Watch The Babylon Bee animation on our animation playlist: https://bit.ly/BeeAnimation Subscribe on iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast… Submit Your Own Headlines: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com​ Follow The Babylon […]

Comedic Ghost Stories: The Erica Rhodes Interview

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In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk to stand-up comedian, Erica Rhodes. They talk about the state of comedy, one line summaries of classic books, and ghost stories. Erica has performed stand up comedy all around the country and has a stand up album, Sad Lemon. She has appeared on […]

Glorious Hate Mail Calls The Babylon Bee Podcast Obnoxious

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On this week’s hate mail, Kyle and Ethan read about how one subscriber feels our podcast is obnoxious and compares Kyle to a bright 15-year-old Libertarian. See the full show here: https://youtu.be/uy5wfBZmV0k Subscribe to The Babylon Bee to hear about our everlasting hate mail: https://babylonbee.com/plans Hit the bell to get your daily dose of fake […]