Entries by The Babylon Bee

7 Reasons You MUST Go To College

We did the research, and the results are in: there’s no possible way to be happy or successful in life unless you go into crushing debt to attend a 4-year university. Here are seven reasons why. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: […]

CNN Praises Taliban For Wearing Masks During Attack

A special CNN report on the Taliban’s brave stance on Covid safety. With special guest, Reliable Sources host, Brian Stelter (russet). Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

THE BEE WEEKLY: Weird News and Frank Turek Tackles Google’s Top God Questions

In this episode of the Bee Weekly, Kyle and Ethan are joined by apologist Dr. Frank Turek (https://twitter.com/DrFrankTurek), founder of CrossExamined (https://crossexamined.org/) and author of several books including Stealing From God and I Don’t Have Enough Faith to be an Atheist. They talk about the weird news of the week that they can’t believe is real and ask Frank all the […]

Cuomo Resigns To Spend More Time Sexually Harassing Family

The great Andrew Cuomo has resigned to spend more time doing what he enjoys. Like golf and sexually harassing people. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

Racists Invade School Board Meeting To Promote CRT

At a local school board meeting, a young Klansman suggests that teaching about racism doesn’t have to be historically accurate, it just needs to be on the right side of it. #1619project Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: […]

Exclusive Report From Obama’s Birthday Party

Our own Kyle Mann got an exclusive invite to Obama’s sophisticated and vaccinated 60th birthday party. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

Hateful White Men Question How Hateful They Really Are

It’s clear that these two men are hateful, racist, misogynist bigots. But they’re wonderin’… maybe they ain’t? Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE