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Hate Mail: A Stephen Hawking Robot Thinks We Have No Empathy

May 6, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

On The Babylon Bee Podcast, a Stephen Hawking robot wants us to know exactly why our empathy-lacking satire isn’t funny. See the full show here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suPkid7HpvM Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee Hit the bell to get […]

Jeopardy Bans All Contestants From Having Hands

May 5, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

Jeopardy will now cut off the hands of contestants to avoid any racist hand signals. Social progress at work! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

Kids Pitch Babylon Bee Headlines

May 4, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

On The Babylon Bee Podcast, we read off headlines submitted to us- by our subscribers’ kids! See the full show here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suPkid7HpvM Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee Hit the bell to get your daily dose of […]

Christian Astrophysicist Explains Young Earth: Dr. Jason Lisle Interview

May 4, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

On The Babylon Bee Interview Show, Kyle and Ethan talk to Christian astrophysicst, speaker, and author, Dr. Jason Lisle. They talk about dinosaurs, cavemen, evidence of a young earth, and the Bible as a history book. Dr. Lisle obtained a Master’s degree and Ph.D. in astrophysics at the University of Colorado. He has since written […]

A Love Letter To Twitter From The Babylon Bee

May 3, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

We love Twitter! Have we mentioned that lately? It’s the best website of all time! So please DON’T subscribe to The Babylon Bee. Please!! Do not become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store (do not buy things): https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Do not follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: […]

Defunded Police Are Given New Police Equipment – BETTER COPS #2 “Defunded”

April 30, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

In this second episode of Better Cops, they get defunded! Will their new, silly equipment make them “better cops”… or just clowns? #defundthepolice Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

The Babylon Bee Guide To Choosing Safer Activities

April 30, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

Kyle and Ethan speak with CDC health expert, Dr. Herb Flintstone, about the clear and not at all confusing “Choosing Safer Activities” guide. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

THE BEE WEEKLY: Racist Soap Dispensers and Headlines By Kids

April 30, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

On The Babylon Bee Weekly, Kyle and Ethan are joined by stand-up comedian Trevor Andersen again. They talk about drag racing cops and the racism built into automatic soap dispensers. We hear the best headline pitches by our subscribers’ children and find a new hero of the faith. As always we end in hate mail, […]

G.I. Joe To Be Replaced With Genderless G.I. Pat

April 29, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

Hey kids! Your favorite androgynous action person can now be yours! Tell your parents to buy you a G.I. Pat doll TODAY! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

A Message On Facebook Censorship From The Babylon Bee

April 28, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

The Babylon Bee addresses Facebook and whether or not they suppress free speech. Do not become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store (do not buy): https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Do not follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE