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Chip and Joanna Gaines Team Up With Antifa For New Show… Smasher Upper!

April 23, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

Coming soon to Discovery+, Chip and JoJo from Fixer Upper are back! But this time, they’ll be destroying the building of Antifa’s dreams. This is Smasher Upper. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

Pastor Loses Building to Covid, Has Church In His Driveway

April 23, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

Pastor Craig Hamilton of ChurchTwo42 in California talks about how he lost his church meeting space when Covid hit and decided to keep the church meeting in his driveway. The church has 200 members and continues to grow. To help the church get out of the driveway and into a new building please go to […]

Sins and Dangerous Croissants

April 23, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

On The Babylon Bee Weekly Podcast, Kyle and Ethan are joined by guest host, Pastor Craig Hamilton of Church Two42. They find the strangest of news like the police being called on a woman afraid of a croissant and Twitter censoring James O’Keefe for doing actual reporting. Kyle and Ethan hear about Pastor Craig’s fundraiser […]

BLM Founder Reminds Everyone Justice Won’t Fully Be Served Until She Can Buy A 5th House

April 22, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

What’s next for racial justice? One Black Lives Matter leader thinks there is a long, lucrative future ahead. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

✨ 3 HOURS OF MOSTLY PEACEFUL PROTESTS SOUNDS 🔥 🧱

April 21, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

Relax and enjoy three soothing hours of mostly peaceful protest sounds. #ASMR Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

Are You A Secret Racist?

April 21, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

On The Babylon Bee podcast, Kyle and Ethan list all the ways you’ve been racist without even knowing it in hopes you will educate yourself and do better. Read the article here: https://babylonbee.com/news/10-subtle-signs-you-might-be-a-racist See the full show here: https://youtu.be/ramzs5msCmA Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: […]

Most Bizarre Companies That Have Gone Woke

April 21, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

On The Babylon Bee podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk about some of the most outlandish displays of companies trying to fit in with the “woke” crowd. See the full show here: https://youtu.be/ramzs5msCmA Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: […]

Rejected By David Letterman, Accepted By Christ: The John Branyan Interview

April 20, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

On The Babylon Bee Interview Show, Ethan and Dan talk to stand-up comedian, John Branyan. They talk comedy, frogs, and bad Atheist memes. John Branyan has been doing stand-up comedy for the last 25 years. His ‘Shakespeare’ version of The Three Little Pigs has been viewed more than a million times on YouTube. He has […]

Lego Introduces New Sharper Bricks That Instantly Kill You When You Step On Them

April 19, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

Coming soon from Lego! Instant Death Legos! Avoid the pain normally caused by stepping on Lego bricks with this new, advanced Lego brick that kills you instantly! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

‘It Is Still Not Safe To Go Outside,’ Says Fauci’s Head In A Jar In Year 2739

April 16, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

Speaking to us from the future, Dr. Anthony Fauci gives his expert opinion on when life should go back to normal… NEVER! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE