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Partying With Linkin Park

May 14, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

On The Babylon Bee Podcast, Thaddeus talks Linkin Park, cowboys, and paintball fights all while at a bachelor party. See the full show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XCoFUqg1P8 Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee Hit the bell to get your daily […]

THE BEE WEEKLY: Heroes of the Faith and Defending the Family

May 14, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

On The Babylon Bee Weekly, Kyle and Ethan talk about heroes of the faith like the kid-punching pastor and the man who showed worship teams everywhere how to play the drums. They talk about G.K. Chesterton’s argument in defense of the family. Kyle is also subjected to the next ten questions in our exclusive subscriber […]

Joe Biden: Catholic Icon

May 12, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

On the Babylon Bee Podcast, Ethan and guest hosts Trevor and Thaddeus try to make sense of the Washington Post tweet that called Joe Biden “very catholic.” See the full show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XCoFUqg1P8 Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: […]

Disney To Remove Problematic Kiss From Classic Movie, Snow White Will Now Remain Dead

May 12, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

The non-consensual kiss in Snow White and The Seven Dwarves is obviously problematic so The Walt Disney Company did the only sensible thing… remove the kiss leaving Snow White dead. Social progress victory! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee […]

Skillet’s John Cooper On Listening To Christ Over Celebrities

May 11, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

On The Babylon Bee Interview Show, Kyle and Ethan talk to John Cooper of Skillet. They talk about CCM fame, discovering Petra, and weird band names. John Cooper is the lead singer, bassist, and producer for Skillet. Skillet has become one of the best-selling bands with two Grammy award nominations and has gone platinum twelve […]

Racists Make A Comeback With All New Ways To Be Racist!

May 10, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

A young Klansman brings some new, progressive ideas to the KKK’s table. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

The Babylon Bee Attempts A World Record

May 7, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

On The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle, Ethan and guest host Trevor attempt to break the world record for the fastest time to drink a Capri Sun. Can they do it? Or is this challenge harder than it would seem? See the full show here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suPkid7HpvM Hit the bell to get your daily dose of fake […]

THE BEE WEEKLY: Linkin’ Pork and Very Catholic Presidents

May 7, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

On The Babylon Bee Weekly, Ethan is joined by guest hosts Trevor Andersen and Dr. Thaddeus Williams. They talk about the weirdest of news like an elderly couple using morse code to escape an assisted living facility and Biden being called “a very Catholic president who supports abortion rights.” Thaddeus gives the best Linkin Park […]

CIA Replaces Waterboarding With 12-Hour Lectures On Intersectional Feminism

May 6, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

A spy gives up all kinds of secrets to the CIA after receiving the worst torture known to man! No, not waterboarding… AN INTERSECTIONAL FEMINISM SEMINAR! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

Hate Mail: A Stephen Hawking Robot Thinks We Have No Empathy

May 6, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

On The Babylon Bee Podcast, a Stephen Hawking robot wants us to know exactly why our empathy-lacking satire isn’t funny. See the full show here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suPkid7HpvM Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee Hit the bell to get […]