Entries by The Babylon Bee

Motorcyclist Who Identifies As Bicyclist Sets Cycling World Record

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The Babylon Bee proudly presents the inspiring true story of the first motorcyclist to identify as a bicyclist. This is… Switching Gears: The Norm Hiccup Story. Please give us awards. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

Ask Dave Rubin: Could Ben Shapiro Take On 7 Weasels?

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On The Babylon Bee Interview Show, Kyle and Ethan play political deathmatch and make Dave Rubin give his candid opinions on who he would bet on in battle. See the full show here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQUT2t1y9kQ Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: […]

Half-Black Woman Ordered To Pay Herself Reparations

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Are reparations good? Or are reparations bad? This mixed-race woman has mixed thoughts! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview

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On The Babylon Bee Interview Show, Kyle and Ethan talk to political commentator Dave Rubin. They talk about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave Rubin is best known for The Rubin Report available on YouTube and all podcast platforms, where he has candid conversations about complex issues and current events. Dave is known […]

THE BEE WEEKLY: Race-Norming and J.R.R. Woken

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On this episode of The Bee Weekly, Kyle and Ethan are joined by Kira Davis! They talk about the Bee fighting the New York Times and winning, the Tolkien Society going full on woke, and also try to figure out what the heck “race-norming” is. As usual, there is glorious hate mail and plenty of […]

Woke Country Songs

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On The Babylon Bee Interview Show, Kyle and Ethan pitch hilarious new songs to country singer Buddy Brown that even the left would approve of. Watch the full interview here: https://youtu.be/UZOGJP3xXPY Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee […]

Five Troubling Signs That Your Baby Might Be A White Supremacist

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Newborns can be a lot of work. Diapers, lack of sleep, and the possibility that they are racist. These five tips could help! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

Woke Public School Hangs Up Inspirational ‘You Can’t Do It!’ Poster For Black Students

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Is this school teaching CRT? The superintendent says, “No,” and that should be good enough for you! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

Racist Club Grows Membership Through Diversity Hires!

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The KKK learns that intersectionality allows them to be racist and diverse all at the same time! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE