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Woke Public School Hangs Up Inspirational ‘You Can’t Do It!’ Poster For Black Students

June 16, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

Is this school teaching CRT? The superintendent says, “No,” and that should be good enough for you! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

Racist Club Grows Membership Through Diversity Hires!

June 15, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

The KKK learns that intersectionality allows them to be racist and diverse all at the same time! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

Defunding police, Rap Murder, and Cop Stories | The Greg Kading Interview

June 15, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

On The Babylon Bee Interview Show, Kyle and Ethan talk to retired police detective Greg Kading. They talk about cool cop stories, defunding the police, and working on high profile cases. Greg is best known for working on a task force that investigated the murders of rap stars Tupac Shakur and Biggie Smalls in the […]

THE BEE WEEKLY: Saving Abuela and Deliverance from Evil

June 11, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

On this episode of The Bee Weekly, Kyle and Ethan are joined by Andrew Lowen to talk about his new board game set in the battle between angels and demons, Deliverance (https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/lowenhigh/deliverance-board-game?ref=bmakbh). They also talk about noble efforts to help AOC’s Abuela and The Babylon Bee going up against The New York Times. Afterwards Andrew […]

Dr. Fauci Gets In Heated Debate With Previous Versions Of Himself

June 10, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

Is it still necessary to wear a mask? Dr. Anthony Fauci weighs in. And a different Dr. Anthony Fauci disagrees with him. And another Dr. Anthony Fauci believes something else. Which is correct?! We may never know. Become a Premium Subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com […]

Forget Gay Weddings, Transgender Cakes Are The New Battleground

June 9, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

On The Bee Weekly, Kyle and Ethan talk to Jack Phillips of Masterpiece Cakeshop about his continuing fight for religious liberty in the face of yet another lawsuit against his business. Watch the full show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fm5UmjBMgU0 Become a Premium Subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com Twitter: […]

In Honor Of Pride Month, Here Are The Babylon Bee’s Top 2 Genders

June 8, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

In this very special news desk, The Babylon Bee ranks all the genders. All of ’em! Did your favorite make the list?! Become a Premium Subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com Twitter: http://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: http://facebook.com/thebabylonbee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee SOURCE

Parody, Country Music, and Right Wing Politics | The Buddy Brown Interview

June 8, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

On The Babylon Bee Interview Show, Kyle and Ethan talk to Buddy Brown of YouTube Fame. They talk about his rise to YouTube fame, hunting stories, and living out his faith. Buddy gained his fame making YouTube videos from the back of his truck singing about anything from Covid to white privilege. He was able […]

Get Your “I Identify As Vaccinated” T-Shirt Today!

June 7, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

Don’t have a vax card yet? Then get the “I Identify As Vaccinated” t-shirt to solve all your problems. Really! This is a real shirt! Go to — https://shop.babylonbee.com/collections/most-popular/products/i-identify-as-vaccinated-t-shirt — and get yours today! SOURCE

THE BEE WEEKLY: Bear Pool Party and “Bake The Cake, You Bigot!”

June 4, 2021/in BABYLON BEE, COMEDY/by The Babylon Bee

On this episode of The Bee Weekly, Kyle and Ethan are joined by Trevor Andersen to talk about bears crashing a pool party, atheists finding Jesus, and what blue checks are doing for Pride Month. Kyle and Ethan also talk to Jack Phillips of Masterpiece Cakeshop about the cost of his faith and his fight […]