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Democrats Meet To Figure Out What To Do Differently In 2028

Democrats are down bad, with massive losses across the board this election cycle. But they’ve gathered at the DNC to ask one question: “Are we out of touch? Or are the voters just wrong?” OK, that’s two questions. Protect your children from this crazy agenda today with books from @BRAVE_Books that teach kids right from […]

Top 10 Government Positions DOGE Will Be Eliminating First

DOGE is here, and Elon and Vivek will eliminate literally millions of government positions. Here are the top 10 most useless positions that they’ll target. Don’t rely on FEMA for help in an emergency. Stock up with My Patriot Supply! Go to https://preparewithbee.com now to order your 3-Month Emergency Food Kit Follow The Babylon Bee: […]

Trump’s Unqualified Cabinet Picks | The Babylon Bee Podcast

The Babylon Bee reacts to some of Trump’s early picks for cabinet positions in his administration like Pete Hegseth, Kristi Noem, and Mike Huckabee. Democrats took issue that they are not all qualified experts like their uncontroversial Democrat cabinet picks. Also, former Trump attorney Michael Cohen got gloriously trolled on a livestream. The Bee also […]

Satan Devastated After Kamala Loses Election

Satan gives a downcast press conference after his candidate, Kamala Harris, loses the 2024 presidential race, and teases what his plans are for next season. Check out our new book ‘The Babylon Bee Guide To The Apocalypse’: https://www.amazon.com/Babylon-Bee-Guide-Apocalypse-Guides/dp/1510781544 Become a premium subscriber: https://buff.ly/3mxrUba The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: […]