Entries by The Babylon Bee

Best Times To Bother Your Husband

Ladies, sometimes you just have to tell your husband something completely irrelevant involving people he doesn’t really know, or things that don’t pertain to him. The important thing is knowing when is the right time to do it. URGENT CHRISTMAS NEED: @ConvoyofHope needs 12 more people right now to sponsor chickens for poor families around […]

Congress Prepares To Continue Doing Nothing After Shutdown Ends

After a record-breaking 41-day stalemate in the U.S. Senate, lawmakers have finally gathered the votes to move forward with a continuing resolution. Congress is now making preparations to switch over from doing nothing because of the shutdown to their usual job of doing nothing simply because they’re Congress. Become a premium subscriber: https://buff.ly/3mxrUba The Official […]

Liberals vs. Conservatives Family Dinner Battle

What happens when a liberal wine aunt, a MAGA uncle, and the whole politically divided family sit down for a “peaceful” dinner? Spoiler: Chaos. Head to https://freespoke.app.link/BabylonBee to download the free app and use promo code bee35 for 35% off @freespoke Premium when you sign up. #babylonbee #comedy #politics

Man Disguises Self As Illegal To Get Free Healthcare

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