Entries by The Babylon Bee

What If The Constitution Were Written Today?

What if the Constitution as we know it had never been written and had instead been left to modern politicians to draft? Find out all this and more in this security footage we obtained from an alternate timeline. Check out @FreedomForum! Go to https://freedomforum.org/bee to get inspired, get analysis, get the latest news on all […]

If Congressmen Were Actually Honest

What if politicians actually told the truth? A concerned citizen visits her congressman hoping for answers—and gets far more honesty than she expected. Have you noticed that America rocks, but D.C. kinda sucks? That’s why JD Vance, Karoline Leavitt, and millions of Americans have joined the Convention of States movement. To help C-O-S, go to […]

Protesters Wave Flags Of Countries ICE Should Send Them Back To

A wave of protesters helped out ICE officials in Los Angeles by waving the flag of their country of origin, letting immigration officers know exactly where they should be sent to. Become a premium subscriber: https://buff.ly/3mxrUba The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ X: https://X.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee […]

WW2 Vet Horrified By Lack Of Trans Representation On D-Day

Corporal Wade Miller landed on the beaches of Normandy during the early morning hours of June 6, 1944. But now, he’s calling the military out for only sending cisgendered males to the fight. This Father’s Day, skip the tie—upgrade his humidor with the Luxury Smokes 5 Cigar Collection from @bestcigarprices. Five premium cigars, a cutter, […]